Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004

by Luminaire

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 200 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:08 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:07 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:06 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:05 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:03 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:02 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:00 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:57 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:50 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:46 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:45 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:44 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:39 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:37 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:36 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:35 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:34 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:33 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:31 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:27 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:26 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:24 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:20 Caption #991

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:19 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:16 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:13 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:12 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:11 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:10 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:09 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:08 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:07 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:05 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:04 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:03 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:02 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:01 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:00 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:59 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:58 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:57 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:56 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:55 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:54 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:53 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:52 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:51 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:50 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:48 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:47 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:43 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:40 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:39 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:38 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:37 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:36 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:35 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:34 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:31 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:30 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:29 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:28 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:27 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:26 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:23 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:22 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:20 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:19 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:18 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:17 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:15 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:13 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:12 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:10 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:08 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:07 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:06 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:03 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:02 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:01 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:00 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:59 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:58 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:57 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:56 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:55 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:53 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:51 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:49 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:47 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:44 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:43 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:42 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:41 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:40 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:39 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:38 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:36 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:35 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:34 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:33 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:32 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:31 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:30 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:29 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:28 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:27 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:26 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:25 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:22 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:20 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:19 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:17 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:16 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:15 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:14 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:13 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:12 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:11 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:08 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:07 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:06 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:05 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:04 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:03 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:02 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:59 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:57 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:55 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:52 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:50 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:47 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:42 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:39 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:38 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:36 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:35 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:31 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:28 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:26 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:25 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:23 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:20 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:19 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:18 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:15 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:14 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:12 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:11 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:10 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:09 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:08 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:07 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:06 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:05 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:03 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:58 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:57 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:55 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:50 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:49 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:48 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:47 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:46 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:45 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:44 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:42 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:41 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:39 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:36 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:34 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:33 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:32 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:31 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:30 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:29 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:28 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:27 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:26 Caption #990

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:25 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:23 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:22 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:21 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:20 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:19 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:18 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:17 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:16 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:15 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:14 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:13 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:12 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:11 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:10 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:09 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:06 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:03 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:02 Caption #360

Board

[Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.

<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford

<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...

<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....

<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi>

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post