[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 375 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:33Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:32Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:31Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:29Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:21Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:18Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:15Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:14Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:13Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:11Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:08Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:07Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:03Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:02Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:01Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:58Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:57Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:51Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:47Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:46Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:45Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:44Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:42Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:36Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:33Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:32Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:31Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:27Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:24Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:23Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:22Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:21Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:20Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:17Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:16Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:15Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:12Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:11Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:10Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:09Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:06Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:05Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:02Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:59Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:58Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:56Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:54Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:53Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:48Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:47Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:45Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:42Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:37Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:34Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:32Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:27Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:26Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:25Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:24Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:23Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:21Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:19Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:16Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:15Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:14Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:13Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:11Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:10Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:07Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:06Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:05Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:04Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:03Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:59Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:58Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:54Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:53Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:51Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:50Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:49Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:48Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:47Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:46Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:39Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:37Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:36Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:35Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:34Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:31Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:28Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:27Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:25Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:24Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:23Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:21Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:20Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:19Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:18Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:17Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:14Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:13Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:12Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:10Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:08Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:07Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:06Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:04Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:02Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:00Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:56Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:54Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:48Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:47Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:45Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:43Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:42Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:41Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:39Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:38Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:35Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:29Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:28Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:27Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:22Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:21Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:19Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:18Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:15Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:14Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:13Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:12Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:10Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:04Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:00Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:58Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:55Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:52Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:51Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:50Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:48Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:46Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:43Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:42Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:41Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:39Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:38Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:37Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:36Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:33Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:31Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:29Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:28Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:27Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:26Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:25Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:24Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:23Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:22Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:21Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:20Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:19Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:18Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:17Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:16Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:15Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:13Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:12Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:11Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:10Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:09Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:08Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:06Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:05Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:04Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:03Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:02Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:01Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:59Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:57Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:56Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:55Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:54Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:53Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:52Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:51Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:50Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:49Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:48Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:47Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:46Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:44Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:43Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:41Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:40Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:39Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:37Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:36Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:35Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:34Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:33Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:32Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:31Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:30Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:29Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:28Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:27Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:26Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:25Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:24Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:23Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:22Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:21Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:20Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:19Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:18Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:16Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:15Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:14Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:13Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:12Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:11Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:10Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:09Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:08Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:07Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:06Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:05Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:04Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:03Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:02Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:01Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:00Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:59Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:57Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:56Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:55Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:54Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:53Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:52Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:51Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:50Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:49Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:48Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:47Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:46Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:45Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:44Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:43Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:41Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:40Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:39Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:38Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:37Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:36Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:35Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:34Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:33Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:32Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:31Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:30Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:29Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:28Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:27Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:26Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:25Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:24Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:23Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:22Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:21Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:20Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:19Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:17Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:16Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:15Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:14Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:13Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:12Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:11Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:09Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:08Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:07Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:06Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:04Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:03Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:02Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:01Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:00Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:59Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:58Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:57Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:55Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:53Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:52Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:49Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:48Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:47Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:45Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:43Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:42Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:41Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:40Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:37Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:36Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:35Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:33Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:31Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:30Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:27Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:26Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:25Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:24Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:22Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:22Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:20Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:17Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:16Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:16Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:14Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:11Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:08Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:07Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:06Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:05Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:04Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:03Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:59Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:58Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:57Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:56Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:51Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:48Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:45Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:44Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:36Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:34Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:32Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:29Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:27Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:26Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:24Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:23Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:18Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:12Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:11Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:10Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:06Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:05Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:01Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:00Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:58Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:57Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:56Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:55Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:54Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:52Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:50Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:49Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:49Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:45Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:44Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:41Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:40Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:36Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:34Caption #295

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post