[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 382 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:48Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:46Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:43Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:42Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:39Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:38Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:37Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:35Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:34Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:31Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:26Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:24Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:23Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:22Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:19Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:18Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:17Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:15Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:14Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:13Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:10Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:09Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:08Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:06Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:04Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:03Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:59Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:58Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:57Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:55Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:51Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:50Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:48Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:46Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:45Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:42Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:39Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:38Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:35Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:34Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:32Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:30Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:29Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:26Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:25Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:23Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:22Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:19Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:18Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:15Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:14Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:10Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:06Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:03Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:02Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:00Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:58Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:56Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:54Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:53Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:50Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:48Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:46Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:45Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:43Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:42Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:41Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:40Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:39Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:38Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:35Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:34Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:32Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:31Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:30Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:29Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:28Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:26Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:25Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:24Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:22Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:18Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:16Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:14Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:12Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:10Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:06Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:05Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:02Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:58Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:57Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:56Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:55Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:54Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:53Caption #05
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:52Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:50Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:48Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:47Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:46Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:44Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:43Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:42Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:41Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:38Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:35Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:34Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:33Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:30Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:28Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:27Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:26Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:24Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:23Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:22Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:20Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:19Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:18Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:17Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:14Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:12Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:11Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:10Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:09Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:08Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:06Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:03Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:57Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:54Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:53Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:50Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:49Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:48Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:47Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:46Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:45Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:42Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:41Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:40Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:38Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:36Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:34Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:33Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:30Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:28Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:26Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:25Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:23Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:22Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:19Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:18Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:15Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:14Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:10Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:10Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:08Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:06Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:05Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:03Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:02Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:58Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:54Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:53Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:50Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:48Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:46Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:42Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:39Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:38Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:37Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:34Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:32Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:31Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:28Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:26Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:22Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:19Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:18Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:15Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:14Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:13Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:12Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:11Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:10Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:09Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:07Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:06Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:05Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:04Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:02Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:59Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:58Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:57Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:56Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:55Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:54Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:53Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:51Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:50Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:49Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:48Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:44Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:43Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:42Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:41Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:38Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:37Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:35Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:33Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:32Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:30Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:29Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:28Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:27Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:26Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:25Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:24Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:23Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:22Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:20Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:19Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:18Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:15Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:14Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:12Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:11Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:10Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:08Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:05Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:03Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:02Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:01Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:59Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:58Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:57Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:56Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:55Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:54Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:53Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:50Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:49Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:48Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:47Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:46Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:45Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:44Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:42Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:40Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:39Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:38Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:37Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:36Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:35Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:34Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:33Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:32Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:31Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:30Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:27Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:26Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:24Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:23Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:21Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:18Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:16Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:15Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:14Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:13Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:12Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:11Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:10Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:09Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:08Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:07Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:06Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:03Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:02Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:01Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:00Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:59Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:58Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:57Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:56Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:55Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:54Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:53Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:52Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:50Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:49Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:47Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:46Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:45Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:42Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:40Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:39Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:38Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:37Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:35Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:34Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:33Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:31Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:30Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:29Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:28Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:27Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:26Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:25Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:23Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:22Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:18Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:17Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:14Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:12Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:10Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:09Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:08Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:07Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:06Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:05Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:03Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:02Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:01Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:00Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:59Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:58Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:57Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:56Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:55Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:54Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:50Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:47Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:46Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:43Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:42Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:41Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:39Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:38Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:37Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:35Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:34Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:32Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:30Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:26Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:24Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:21Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:20Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:19Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:18Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:17Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:15Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:14Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:12Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:10Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:09Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:07Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:06Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:04Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:02Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:01Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:59Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:58Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:57Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:54Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:53Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:52Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:50Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:49Caption #749

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post