[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 274 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:48Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:47Caption #-86
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:46Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:45Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:44Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:43Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:42Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:41Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:40Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:39Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:37Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:23Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:18Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:17Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:16Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:13Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:12Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:11Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:10Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:09Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:08Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:07Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:06Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:05Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:04Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:03Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:02Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:01Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:00Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:59Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:58Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:57Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:56Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:55Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:53Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:52Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:51Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:50Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:49Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:48Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:47Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:46Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:45Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:44Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:43Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:42Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:41Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:40Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:39Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:38Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:37Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:36Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:35Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:34Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:32Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:31Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:30Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:28Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:23Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:22Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:21Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:20Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:19Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:18Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:17Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:16Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:15Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:14Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:13Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:12Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:11Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:10Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:09Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:08Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:07Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:06Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:05Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:04Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:03Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:02Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:01Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:00Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:59Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:58Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:57Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:56Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:55Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:55Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:53Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:52Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:49Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:48Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:43Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:41Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:38Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:36Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:35Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:34Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:33Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:32Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:31Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:30Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:29Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:28Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:27Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:26Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:25Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:24Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:23Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:22Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:21Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:20Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:19Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:18Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:16Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:14Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:12Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:11Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:10Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:09Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:08Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:07Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:06Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:05Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:56Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:53Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:48Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:46Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:45Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:44Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:43Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:42Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:41Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:40Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:39Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:38Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:37Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:36Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:35Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:34Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:33Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:31Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:30Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:29Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:28Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:27Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:26Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:25Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:24Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:22Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:21Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:20Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:19Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:18Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:15Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:14Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:08Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:05Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:03Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:01Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:59Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:58Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:57Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:56Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:55Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:54Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:51Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:50Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:48Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:47Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:46Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:44Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:43Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:42Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:41Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:40Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:37Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:36Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:35Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:34Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:32Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:31Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:29Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:28Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:27Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:26Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:25Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:24Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:23Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:22Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:21Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:20Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:19Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:18Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:17Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:16Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:15Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:14Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:13Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:12Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:03Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:00Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:59Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:57Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:55Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:54Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:53Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:51Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:50Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:49Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:47Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:44Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:43Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:41Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:40Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:38Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:37Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:33Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:32Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:31Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:30Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:29Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:28Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:27Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:25Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:23Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:22Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:19Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:18Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:17Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:15Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:13Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:12Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:09Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:06Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:02Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:58Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:57Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:56Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:52Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:49Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:48Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:47Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:41Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:40Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:38Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:37Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:36Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:31Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:29Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:28Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:25Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:24Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:21Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:11Caption #744

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post