[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I took the bridge at 100 miles per hour and landed the car prefectly inside the moving horse box. Everyone on the set cheered.

But it's all in a day's work, for I am:

Big Red,

stunt moose.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 130 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:36Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:35Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:34Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:28Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:24Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:20Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:18Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:14Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:13Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:07Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:01Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:00Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:58Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:56Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:46Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:43Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:37Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:35Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:31Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:29Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:27Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:26Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:21Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:13Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:12Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:11Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:10Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:09Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:08Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:07Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:06Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:05Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:03Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:02Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:01Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:00Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:59Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:58Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:57Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:56Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:55Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:52Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:51Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:50Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:49Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:48Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:47Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:46Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:44Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:39Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:38Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:37Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:36Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:35Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:34Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:33Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:30Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:26Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:24Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:22Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:20Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:06Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:56Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:53Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:52Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:51Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:50Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:49Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:38Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:36Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:31Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:30Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:29Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:28Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:27Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:26Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:25Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:24Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:23Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:22Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:15Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:14Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:13Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:12Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:11Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:10Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:09Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:08Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:07Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:06Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:05Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:04Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:03Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:02Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:01Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:00Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:56Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:55Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:54Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:53Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:50Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:49Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:48Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:47Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:46Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:45Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:36Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:35Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:34Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:33Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:31Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:30Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:27Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:26Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:25Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:24Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:23Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:22Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:21Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:19Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:18Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:15Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:14Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:13Caption #309

Board [Post Message]

Generic. Hmm... when I am made a general, I'll change my name to Eric, that's a promise.

I'm not here today, well yes I am here today, but I am not here _TODAY_. Going away for the weekend, scurrying forth.

Can humans scurry? A friend whom I trust, who knows some things, told me once: "Omg! You totally need four legs to scurry!" (Do chanting hindu valley girls say "OMMMMM G?"). We were talking about algebra at the time, but that's how we normally talk. She starts a story, which I soon derail with a pertinent question about making clothes out of bacon. She interjects my bacon query with her own quirk: bondage burgers -- meat, fries and a whipping. Forty minutes later she ends her story, which could be compactly stated as: "I went to the library and took out a book".

Which brings me back to my point, that I am not here this weekend, so enjoy.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Mmm...meatwear...
...www.designboom.com...
<shininglion> So that is where Hats of Meat wandered off and found itself. I was just looking for it the other day at its old address and couldn't find it. Of course, I was far too lazy to google, but still.
<Lauren> Oooh, my favorite is 'The Canadian,' although I am also quite fond of the yarmulke.
<3Suns> In the Mostemailed production of Austin Powers, Mort plays Dr. Evil and Mini-Me is named "La Petit Mort".
<Mort> Every day is la petit Mort.
<mypalmike> Heheh. Stunt moose.
<mypalmike> Hey, I'm in San Antonio, TX!
<obtuse> Hey, I'm back from Redmond! (But mostly Seattle)
<myratana> meatwear, eh? wrong, totally wrong...have they come up with meatware yet?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post