[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 156 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:53Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:51Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:49Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:48Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:47Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:46Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:43Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:42Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:40Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:38Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:37Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:36Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:35Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:34Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:33Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:32Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:30Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:26Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:25Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:24Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:23Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:19Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:18Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:17Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:16Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:15Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:14Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:11Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:08Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:07Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:06Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:04Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:03Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:02Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:01Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:00Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:59Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:57Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:56Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:54Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:51Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:47Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:46Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:44Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:43Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:42Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:40Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:39Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:38Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:37Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:36Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:34Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:32Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:31Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:30Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:29Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:28Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:26Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:25Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:24Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:23Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:21Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:20Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:19Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:18Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:17Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:15Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:14Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:13Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:12Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:10Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:09Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:08Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:06Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:05Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:02Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:01Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:56Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:55Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:54Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:53Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:51Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:50Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:49Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:47Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:46Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:44Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:43Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:38Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:36Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:32Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:29Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:28Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:27Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:26Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:25Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:22Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:21Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:20Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:19Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:18Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:14Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:13Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:11Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:10Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:09Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:08Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:07Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:05Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:04Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:02Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:59Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:57Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:56Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:50Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:49Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:47Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:45Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:44Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:43Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:42Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:41Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:40Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:39Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:38Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:37Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:36Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:35Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:34Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:33Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:32Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:31Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:28Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:27Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:26Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:25Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:24Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:23Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:21Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:20Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:19Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:18Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:17Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:16Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:15Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:14Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:13Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:12Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:08Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:07Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:07Caption #534

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post