[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 458 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:18Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:17Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:16Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:15Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:14Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:13Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:11Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:10Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:08Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:07Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:06Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:02Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:00Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:59Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:58Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:57Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:56Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:55Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:54Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:51Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:50Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:46Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:44Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:42Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:39Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:38Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:37Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:36Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:35Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:34Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:30Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:27Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:23Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:22Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:19Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:15Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:14Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:13Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:11Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:10Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:09Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:08Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:07Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:06Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:05Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:04Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:02Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:00Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:59Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:58Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:57Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:56Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:54Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:51Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:50Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:49Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:48Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:47Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:42Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:41Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:39Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:38Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:37Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:36Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:35Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:34Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:33Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:31Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:29Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:28Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:26Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:23Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:21Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:18Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:17Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:14Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:13Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:12Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:11Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:10Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:08Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:07Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:06Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:05Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:04Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:03Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:02Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:01Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:59Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:56Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:53Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:51Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:50Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:49Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:47Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:46Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:45Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:44Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:43Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:42Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:41Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:40Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:39Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:38Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:37Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:34Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:33Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:31Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:30Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:29Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:28Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:26Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:25Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:23Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:22Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:21Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:20Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:19Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:17Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:16Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:15Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:12Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:11Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:10Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:09Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:08Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:07Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:06Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:05Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:04Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:03Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:00Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:59Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:58Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:56Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:55Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:54Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:53Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:52Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:50Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:48Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:47Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:46Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:45Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:44Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:43Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:42Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:41Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:40Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:39Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:38Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:37Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:36Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:35Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:34Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:31Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:30Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:28Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:27Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:24Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:23Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:22Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:20Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:19Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:16Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:15Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:14Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:11Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:06Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:05Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:04Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:03Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:02Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:01Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:00Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:59Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:58Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:57Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:55Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:54Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:52Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:51Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:50Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:48Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:46Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:44Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:43Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:42Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:40Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:39Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:38Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:37Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:36Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:35Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:34Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:33Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:31Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:30Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:29Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:29Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:28Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:26Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:24Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:23Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:22Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:21Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:19Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:18Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:16Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:15Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:14Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:13Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:12Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:11Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:10Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:07Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:05Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:04Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:03Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:02Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:00Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:58Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:57Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:56Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:54Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:52Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:51Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:50Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:48Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:47Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:46Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:44Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:43Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:42Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:41Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:38Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:37Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:36Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:34Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:31Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:30Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:29Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:28Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:27Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:26Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:24Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:23Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:20Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:19Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:17Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:15Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:14Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:11Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:10Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:09Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:06Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:05Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:04Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:03Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:02Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:01Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:00Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:59Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:58Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:56Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:55Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:54Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:53Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:52Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:51Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:50Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:49Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:48Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:47Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:46Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:44Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:43Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:41Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:40Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:38Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:37Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:36Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:35Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:34Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:33Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:32Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:31Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:30Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:27Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:26Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:25Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:23Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:20Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:18Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:16Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:15Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:14Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:13Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:12Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:11Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:10Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:09Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:07Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:06Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:05Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:04Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:03Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:02Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:01Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:00Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:59Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:58Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:57Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:56Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:55Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:54Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:53Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:52Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:51Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:50Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:49Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:48Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:47Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:46Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:43Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:42Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:41Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:40Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:39Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:38Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:37Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:36Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:35Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:34Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:32Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:30Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:29Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:28Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:27Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:26Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:25Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:24Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:23Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:22Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:21Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:20Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:19Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:18Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:17Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:16Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:15Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:14Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:13Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:12Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:11Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:10Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:09Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:08Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:07Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:06Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:04Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:02Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:01Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:00Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:59Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:57Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:55Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:54Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:52Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:51Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:50Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:49Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:48Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:46Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:45Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:44Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:42Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:41Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:40Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:39Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:38Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:37Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:36Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:35Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:34Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:33Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:32Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:31Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:30Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:29Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:28Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:26Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:23Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:22Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:21Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:18Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:16Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:15Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:14Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:12Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:10Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:06Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:04Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:03Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:02Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:59Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:58Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:54Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:50Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:49Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:46Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:43Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:42Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:41Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:40Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:39Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:36Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:34Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:31Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:30Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:29Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:28Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:27Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:25Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:24Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:23Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:22Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:20Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:18Caption #341

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post