[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 531 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:06Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:04Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:03Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:02Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:00Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:59Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:58Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:57Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:56Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:55Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:54Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:53Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:52Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:51Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:50Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:49Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:48Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:46Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:45Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:44Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:43Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:41Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:39Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:37Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:35Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:33Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:32Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:31Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:30Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:29Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:28Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:27Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:26Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:25Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:24Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:23Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:22Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:21Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:20Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:19Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:18Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:17Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:16Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:15Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:14Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:12Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:11Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:10Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:09Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:08Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:07Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:06Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:05Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:04Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:03Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:02Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:01Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:00Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:59Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:58Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:57Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:56Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:55Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:54Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:53Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:52Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:51Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:50Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:49Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:48Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:47Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:46Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:45Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:44Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:43Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:42Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:41Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:40Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:39Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:38Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:37Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:36Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:35Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:34Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:33Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:31Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:30Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:29Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:28Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:27Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:26Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:25Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:24Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:23Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:22Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:21Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:20Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:19Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:18Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:17Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:16Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:15Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:14Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:13Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:12Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:11Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:10Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:09Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:08Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:07Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:06Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:05Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:04Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:03Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:01Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:00Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:59Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:58Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:57Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:56Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:55Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:54Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:53Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:52Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:50Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:49Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:48Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:47Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:46Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:45Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:44Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:42Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:40Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:39Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:38Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:37Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:36Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:34Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:33Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:32Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:31Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:30Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:29Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:28Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:27Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:26Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:25Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:24Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:23Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:22Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:21Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:19Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:18Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:17Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:16Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:15Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:12Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:11Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:10Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:09Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:08Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:07Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:06Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:05Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:03Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:01Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:00Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:59Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:58Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:57Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:56Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:55Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:53Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:52Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:51Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:50Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:49Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:48Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:47Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:46Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:43Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:41Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:39Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:38Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:37Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:34Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:33Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:32Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:31Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:29Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:28Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:27Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:26Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:25Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:23Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:22Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:21Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:20Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:19Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:18Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:17Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:16Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:15Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:14Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:12Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:11Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:10Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:09Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:08Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:07Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:06Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:05Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:03Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:02Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:01Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:00Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:55Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:54Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:53Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:52Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:51Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:50Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:49Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:47Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:46Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:45Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:44Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:43Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:42Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:41Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:40Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:38Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:37Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:36Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:35Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:34Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:33Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:32Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:31Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:30Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:29Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:28Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:27Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:26Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:25Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:24Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:23Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:22Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:21Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:20Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:19Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:18Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:17Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:16Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:15Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:14Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:13Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:12Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:11Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:10Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:09Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:08Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:07Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:05Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:04Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:03Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:02Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:01Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:00Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:59Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:58Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:56Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:55Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:54Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:53Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:52Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:50Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:48Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:47Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:46Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:45Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:44Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:43Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:42Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:41Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:40Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:39Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:38Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:37Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:36Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:34Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:33Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:32Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:31Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:30Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:29Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:28Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:27Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:26Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:25Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:23Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:22Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:21Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:20Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:19Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:18Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:17Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:16Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:15Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:14Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:13Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:12Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:10Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:09Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:08Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:07Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:06Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:05Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:04Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:03Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:02Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:01Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:00Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:59Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:58Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:56Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:55Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:54Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:53Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:52Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:51Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:48Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:47Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:46Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:45Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:44Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:43Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:42Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:41Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:38Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:37Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:35Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:34Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:32Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:31Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:30Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:29Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:28Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:27Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:26Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:25Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:24Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:21Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:20Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:17Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:15Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:14Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:13Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:12Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:11Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:10Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:08Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:07Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:06Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:05Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:04Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:02Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:00Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:59Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:56Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:55Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:54Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:53Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:52Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:51Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:50Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:48Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:47Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:46Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:44Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:43Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:41Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:37Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:36Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:35Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:34Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:33Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:31Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:29Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:27Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:26Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:25Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:24Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:23Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:22Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:21Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:20Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:17Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:14Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:13Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:10Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:08Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:07Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:06Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:05Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:04Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:03Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:02Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:01Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:00Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:56Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:55Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:54Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:53Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:52Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:51Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:50Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:49Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:47Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:44Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:43Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:42Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:41Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:40Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:39Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:38Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:37Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:36Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:35Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:34Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:33Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:32Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:31Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:30Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:28Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:27Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:26Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:25Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:24Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:23Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:22Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:21Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:20Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:19Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:18Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:17Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:14Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:13Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:12Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:11Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:10Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:09Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:08Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:07Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:06Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:01Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:59Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:56Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:53Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:52Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:51Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:50Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:49Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:48Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:46Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:45Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:44Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:43Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:42Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:41Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:40Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:39Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:38Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:37Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:36Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:35Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:34Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:33Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:32Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:31Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:29Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:28Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:27Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:26Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:22Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:21Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:19Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:18Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:17Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:15Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:14Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:13Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:12Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:11Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:10Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:09Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:07Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:06Caption #189

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post