Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 503 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:29 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:28 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:25 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:24 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:23 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:22 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:21 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:20 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:19 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:18 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:17 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:16 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:13 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:12 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:11 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:10 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:09 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:08 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:07 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:06 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:05 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:04 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:03 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:02 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:01 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:00 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:59 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:58 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:57 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:56 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:55 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:54 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:52 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:51 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:50 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:49 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:48 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:47 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:45 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:44 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:43 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:42 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:41 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:40 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:39 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:38 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:37 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:35 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:34 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:33 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:32 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:31 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:30 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:29 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:28 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:27 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:26 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:25 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:24 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:23 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:22 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:21 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:20 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:19 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:18 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:17 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:16 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:15 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:13 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:12 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:11 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:10 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:09 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:08 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:06 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:04 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:03 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:02 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:01 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:00 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:59 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:58 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:56 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:55 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:53 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:52 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:51 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:50 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:49 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:47 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:46 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:45 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:44 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:43 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:42 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:41 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:40 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:39 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:37 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:36 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:35 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:33 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:32 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:30 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:29 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:28 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:27 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:26 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:25 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:24 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:23 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:22 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:21 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:20 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:17 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:16 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:15 Caption #-49

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:14 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:12 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:11 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:10 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:09 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:08 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:07 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:06 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:05 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:04 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:03 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:59 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:58 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:56 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:55 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:54 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:53 Caption #-57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:52 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:51 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:50 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:49 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:48 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:47 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:46 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:45 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:44 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:42 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:41 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:40 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:39 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:37 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:35 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:34 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:33 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:30 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:29 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:28 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:27 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:26 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:24 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:23 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:21 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:20 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:19 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:18 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:17 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:16 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:15 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:14 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:13 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:12 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:10 Caption #-58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:09 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:08 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:04 Caption #-58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:03 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:02 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:01 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:00 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:59 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:58 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:57 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:55 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:54 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:53 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:52 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:51 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:49 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:46 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:45 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:44 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:43 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:42 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:41 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:40 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:39 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:38 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:37 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:36 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:35 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:34 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:33 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:32 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:31 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:30 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:29 Caption #983

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:28 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:25 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:24 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:21 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:20 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:19 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:18 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:17 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:15 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:13 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:12 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:11 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:10 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:09 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:07 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:04 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:03 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:02 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:01 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:00 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:59 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:58 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:57 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:56 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:55 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:54 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:52 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:51 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:50 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:49 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:48 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:47 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:46 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:45 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:44 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:43 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:41 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:40 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:39 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:38 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:37 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:36 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:35 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:34 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:32 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:31 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:29 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:27 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:26 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:25 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:24 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:23 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:22 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:21 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:20 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:19 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:18 Caption #977

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:17 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:16 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:15 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:14 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:13 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:12 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:11 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:10 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:09 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:08 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:07 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:06 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:05 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:02 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:01 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:00 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:57 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:56 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:54 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:52 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:51 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:50 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:49 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:48 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:47 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:46 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:45 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:43 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:42 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:41 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:40 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:39 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:38 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:37 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:36 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:36 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:34 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:33 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:31 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:29 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:28 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:27 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:26 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:25 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:24 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:24 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:21 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:20 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:18 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:17 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:16 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:15 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:14 Caption #980

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:12 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:11 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:09 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:08 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:07 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:05 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:04 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:02 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:01 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:00 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:59 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:58 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:57 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:37 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:56 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:55 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:52 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:51 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:50 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:49 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:48 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:47 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:45 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:44 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:42 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:41 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:40 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:39 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:37 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:36 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:34 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:33 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:32 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:30 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:29 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:28 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:27 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:26 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:24 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:23 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:22 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:21 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:19 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:17 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:15 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:14 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:13 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:12 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:11 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:10 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:09 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:08 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:07 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:05 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:04 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:03 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:02 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:01 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:00 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:59 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:58 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:57 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:56 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:55 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:54 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:53 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:52 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:51 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:49 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:48 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:47 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:46 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:45 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:44 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:43 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:42 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:38 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:37 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:36 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:35 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:32 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:31 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:30 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:29 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:28 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:26 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:25 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:23 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:22 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:21 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:19 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:18 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:17 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:16 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:15 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:14 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:13 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:12 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:11 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:09 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:08 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:07 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:06 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:05 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:04 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:03 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:02 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:01 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:00 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:59 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:58 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:57 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:56 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:55 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:53 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:52 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:51 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:50 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:49 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:48 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:46 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:44 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:43 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:42 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:41 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:40 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:39 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:38 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:36 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:35 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:34 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:32 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:31 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:30 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:28 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:27 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:26 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:24 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:23 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:22 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:21 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:20 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:19 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:17 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:16 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:15 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:14 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:13 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:12 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:11 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:10 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:09 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:08 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:07 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:06 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:05 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:04 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:03 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:00 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:59 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:58 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:56 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:55 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:54 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:53 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:52 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:51 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:50 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:49 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:48 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:47 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:46 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:45 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:44 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:42 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:41 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:40 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:39 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:38 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:37 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:36 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:35 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:34 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:33 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:31 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:30 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:29 Caption #498

Board

[Post Message]

So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix.

One thing my father-in-law does have though, is a very cool cat, I have nasty red lacerations all over my body to prove how playful he is. You might not know that I am deadly allergic to cats, another thing you might not know is that I have a stupid tendency to throw common sense out of the window and play with cats...

So Saturday night became sort of strange, in a kind of itchy, sneezy and deadly wheezing way. I also brought my empty asthma inhaler to Oregon, which made it very hard for me to go to sleep, instead I (using my allergy infected brain) had many weird but connected dreams. Here is my dream log:

1 am, finally managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that I had an email from Carol on mostemailed.com. Suddenly as I read it I was at her house, which was a wonderful rose covered cottage. We sat and had tea together, which is strange since I hate tea, she was a 20 something version of Miss Marple. I woke up at 1:30am wheezing.

1:50am fell asleep again, this time I had an email from guyPaulo, again I was dragged (screaming) to his house. He lived on a farm, he was dressed like a hick with a straw coming out of his mouth. We talked about the price of pigs and the uses of chicken gizzards, he made innuendos about pigs and chicken gizzards. I woke up at 2:10am wheezing and wondering why I was dreaming all this.

Fell asleep again at 2.15am, this time I had an email from Lauren, and I was zapped to her very cool brown stone townhouse. Inside it had the most marvelous floors and moldings, Lauren was rollerskating around leaving mad wheel marks on the wood floor. I woke myself up again by coughing.

Once more I managed to fall asleep at around 2:45am, and once more I had an email, this one from Mountaineer. I found myself in a very cozy Mongolian tent/hut made out of Yak skins, there was a large fire inside and Mountaineer gave me a cup of tea with fermented yak butter in, which is again strange since I don't like tea... We toasted a few marshmallows on the fire then she said we needed to spy. So we looked outside the tent and saw a hoard of Mongoloids majestically sweeping across the plains. I woke up again sweating and wheezing.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes later. I received another email. This time I was in a car chase, on the streets of San Francisco I think, the cars were all 1970's Cadilacesque. We were chasing a serial killer, I saw him in the car driving next to me, he looked very intense. I automatically assumed it was Yoyology.

I woke up, it was 4am, and I couldn't make myself sleep anymore after that nightmare and the wheezing in my lungs. So instead I went online to write cryptic comments in peoples livejournals.

Sorry for the bad spelling and grandma.

There are 23 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage.

<yoyology> My stars! The otter is back!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo.

For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool.

<guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream."

<JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable.

<guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there.
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi...

<Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams.
Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy.

<yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer?

<3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons.

I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog"

<Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut.

<Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library.

<Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog?

<yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon?

<yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer.

<3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe!

<Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List.

<yoyology> I always liked the rope.

<guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support.

<guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"......

<yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner.

<Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo.

<David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post