Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."

(Bathroom Mania)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 385 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:18 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:17 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:16 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:15 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:13 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:10 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:09 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:08 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:06 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:05 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:48:01 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:59 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:57 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:53 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:52 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:48 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:47 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:45 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:43 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:41 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:40 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:39 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:38 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:37 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:34 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:33 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:30 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:29 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:28 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:27 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:26 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:24 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:21 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:19 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:17 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:16 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:15 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:14 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:13 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:11 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:09 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:05 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:01 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:47:00 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:58 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:57 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:56 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:55 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:54 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:53 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:52 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:51 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:50 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:49 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:48 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:47 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:46 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:45 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:43 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:41 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:38 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:37 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:34 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:33 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:32 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:31 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:30 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:29 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:28 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:27 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:26 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:25 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:22 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:21 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:20 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:17 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:14 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:13 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:12 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:11 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:10 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:09 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:07 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:06 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:05 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:04 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:03 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:02 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:01 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:46:00 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:59 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:58 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:56 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:55 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:54 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:53 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:51 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:49 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:47 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:46 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:45 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:44 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:42 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:41 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:40 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:39 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:37 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:34 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:33 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:32 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:31 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:30 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:29 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:27 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:25 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:24 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:22 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:21 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:20 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:17 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:16 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:15 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:14 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:13 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:11 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:10 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:09 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:07 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:06 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:05 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:04 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:01 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:00 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:59 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:58 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:57 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:55 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:54 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:53 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:51 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:49 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:46 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:45 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:41 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:40 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:39 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:38 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:37 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:36 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:35 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:34 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:33 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:32 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:31 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:30 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:29 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:28 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:27 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:25 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:24 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:22 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:21 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:20 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:18 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:17 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:15 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:14 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:13 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:12 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:09 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:05 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:03 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:01 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:57 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:53 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:50 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:49 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:48 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:47 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:46 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:45 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:43 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:41 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:40 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:37 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:34 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:29 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:25 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:21 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:18 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:16 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:13 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:09 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:06 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:05 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:01 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:57 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:56 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:53 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:52 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:51 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:49 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:46 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:45 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:44 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:42 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:41 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:37 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:36 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:33 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:32 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:29 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:25 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:21 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:19 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:17 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:14 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:10 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:09 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:05 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:04 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:01 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:58 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:57 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:56 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:55 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:54 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:53 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:50 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:49 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:47 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:46 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:42 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:41 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:40 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:37 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:35 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:34 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:33 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:32 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:30 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:29 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:28 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:25 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:21 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:20 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:19 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:18 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:17 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:16 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:15 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:14 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:13 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:10 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:09 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:05 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:01 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:00 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:59 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:58 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:57 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:55 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:54 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:53 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:50 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:49 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:48 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:47 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:46 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:45 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:44 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:43 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:42 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:41 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:40 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:39 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:38 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:37 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:36 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:35 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:35 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:34 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:33 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:32 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:29 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:26 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:25 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:21 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:20 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:19 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:18 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:17 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:16 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:15 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:14 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:13 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:12 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:11 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:09 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:06 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:05 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:04 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:03 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:02 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:01 Caption #941

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:00 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:59 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:58 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:57 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:56 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:55 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:54 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:53 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:52 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:51 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:49 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:45 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:41 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:39 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:37 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:33 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:32 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:31 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:30 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:29 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:28 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:27 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:26 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:25 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:23 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:22 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:19 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:18 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:17 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:16 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:15 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:14 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:13 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:12 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:11 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:10 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:09 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:08 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:07 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:06 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:05 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:04 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:01 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:57 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:56 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:55 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:54 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:53 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:52 Caption #978

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:51 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:50 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:49 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:48 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:46 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:45 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:44 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:43 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:42 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:41 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:40 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:39 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:38 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:38 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:35 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:32 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:29 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:28 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:27 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:26 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:25 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:24 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:23 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:22 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:21 Caption #75

Board

[Post Message]

OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!

There are 26 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> HA HA HA

 Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."

<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...

 Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..

 I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..

<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...

<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.

 Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!

<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.

<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!

<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!

<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.

<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...

<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.

<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.

<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.

<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.

<yeah> Dude this so is not right

<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.

<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?

<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.

 I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)

<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?

<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post