[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 338 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:33Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:32Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:28Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:27Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:24Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:19Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:17Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:16Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:15Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:15Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:12Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:11Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:10Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:08Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:05Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:04Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:01Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:00Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:59Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:57Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:56Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:55Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:54Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:52Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:51Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:50Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:49Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:48Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:47Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:46Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:45Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:44Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:42Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:40Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:38Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:36Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:33Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:29Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:28Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:24Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:22Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:20Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:18Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:17Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:16Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:15Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:14Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:12Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:09Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:08Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:05Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:04Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:02Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:00Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:59Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:58Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:56Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:52Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:49Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:48Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:46Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:45Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:44Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:40Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:39Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:38Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:36Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:33Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:32Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:28Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:24Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:22Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:20Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:19Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:18Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:17Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:16Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:15Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:12Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:08Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:06Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:05Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:03Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:02Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:00Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:59Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:56Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:52Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:49Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:48Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:45Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:44Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:41Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:40Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:39Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:36Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:34Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:32Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:29Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:26Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:24Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:20Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:17Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:16Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:12Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:10Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:09Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:08Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:05Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:04Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:00Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:56Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:53Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:52Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:51Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:48Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:46Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:44Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:42Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:40Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:37Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:36Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:32Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:28Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:27Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:26Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:24Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:22Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:20Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:16Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:14Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:13Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:12Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:11Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:04Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:01Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:56Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:54Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:53Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:49Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:48Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:46Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:45Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:40Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:39Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:38Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:36Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:33Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:31Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:30Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:28Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:25Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:24Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:20Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:16Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:14Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:13Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:12Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:10Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:09Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:08Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:07Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:06Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:04Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:03Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:02Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:00Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:59Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:58Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:57Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:56Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:52Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:48Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:46Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:44Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:43Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:41Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:40Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:38Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:37Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:35Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:32Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:31Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:30Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:28Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:27Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:25Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:24Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:23Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:21Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:20Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:19Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:17Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:16Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:15Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:14Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:12Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:11Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:10Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:10Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:08Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:06Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:05Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:04Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:01Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:00Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:59Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:58Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:57Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:56Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:55Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:52Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:51Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:49Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:48Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:47Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:45Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:44Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:42Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:41Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:40Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:39Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:38Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:36Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:35Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:34Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:32Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:31Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:30Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:29Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:28Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:25Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:24Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:20Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:19Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:17Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:16Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:14Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:13Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:12Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:10Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:09Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:08Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:06Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:05Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:04Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:03Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:02Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:00Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:56Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:55Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:52Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:48Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:46Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:45Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:44Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:43Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:41Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:40Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:36Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:33Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:32Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:31Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:29Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:28Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:24Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:22Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:21Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:20Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:16Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:15Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:13Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:12Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:11Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:10Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:08Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:06Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:04Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:02Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:00Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:57Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:56Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:53Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:52Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:51Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:50Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:49Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:48Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:44Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:41Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:40Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:36Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:33Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:32Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:31Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:30Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:28Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:27Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:26Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:25Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:24Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:20Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:16Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:14Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:12Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:11Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:10Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:09Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:08Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:05Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:04Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:00Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:59Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:58Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:57Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:56Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:55Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:54Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:53Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:49Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:48Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:44Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:43Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:40Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:37Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:36Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:35Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:33Caption #59

Board [Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!
<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.
<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.
<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.
<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.
<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.
<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?
<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!
<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.
<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?
<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....
<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.
<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....
<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.
<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!
<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.
<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post