Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 284 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:49 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:48 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:47 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:46 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:45 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:44 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:43 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:42 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:41 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:40 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:39 Caption #-58

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:38 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:37 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:36 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:35 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:34 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:33 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:32 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:31 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:30 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:30 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:29 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:27 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:26 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:25 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:24 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:23 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:22 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:21 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:20 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:19 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:18 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:17 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:16 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:15 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:14 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:13 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:12 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:11 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:10 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:09 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:08 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:07 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:06 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:05 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:04 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:03 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:03 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:01 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:00 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:59 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:58 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:57 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:56 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:55 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:54 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:53 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:52 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:51 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:50 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:49 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:48 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:47 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:46 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:45 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:44 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:43 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:42 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:41 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:40 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:39 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:38 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:37 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:36 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:35 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:34 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:33 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:32 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:31 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:30 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:29 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:28 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:27 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:26 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:25 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:24 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:23 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:23 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:21 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:20 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:19 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:18 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:17 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:16 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:15 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:14 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:13 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:12 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:11 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:10 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:09 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:08 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:07 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:06 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:05 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:04 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:03 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:02 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:01 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:00 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:59 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:58 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:57 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:57 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:55 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:54 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:53 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:52 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:51 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:50 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:49 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:48 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:47 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:46 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:45 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:44 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:43 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:42 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:41 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:40 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:39 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:38 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:37 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:36 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:35 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:34 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:33 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:32 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:31 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:30 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:29 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:28 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:27 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:26 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:25 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:24 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:23 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:22 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:21 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:20 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:19 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:18 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:17 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:16 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:15 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:14 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:13 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:12 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:11 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:10 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:09 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:08 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:07 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:06 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:06 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:04 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:03 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:03 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:01 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:00 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:59 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:58 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:57 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:56 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:55 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:54 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:53 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:52 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:51 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:50 Caption #978

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:49 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:48 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:47 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:46 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:45 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:44 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:43 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:42 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:41 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:40 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:39 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:38 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:37 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:36 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:35 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:34 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:33 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:32 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:31 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:30 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:29 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:28 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:27 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:26 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:25 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:24 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:23 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:22 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:21 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:20 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:19 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:18 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:17 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:16 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:15 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:14 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:13 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:12 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:11 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:10 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:09 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:08 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:07 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:06 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:05 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:04 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:03 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:02 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:01 Caption #-39

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:00 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:59 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:58 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:57 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:56 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:55 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:54 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:53 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:52 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:51 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:50 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:49 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:48 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:47 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:46 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:45 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:44 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:43 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:42 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:41 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:40 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:39 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:38 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:37 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:36 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:35 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:34 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:33 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:32 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:31 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:30 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:29 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:28 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:27 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:26 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:25 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:24 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:23 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:22 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:21 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:20 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:19 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:18 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:17 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:16 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:15 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:14 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:13 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:12 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:11 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:10 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:09 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:08 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:08 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:08 Caption #628

Board

[Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?

There are 18 messages for this day.

<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!

<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.

<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.

<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.

<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.

<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.

<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?

<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!

<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.

<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?

<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....

<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.

<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.

<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!

<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.

<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post