[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/14/2005 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dermatological warfare is erupting!

Evil black head warriors and vicious white head tormentors give no quarter to young nubile skin.

Witness as this lady has to cover her T Zone with care.

But luckily a member of the Squeeze Squad is eager to help her out!i

Join up NOW!
(AP)
(FWD)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 225 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:07Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:03Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:02Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:00Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:59Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:55Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:53Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:52Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:50Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:48Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:47Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:46Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:45Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:44Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:43Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:42Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:41Caption #997
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:40Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:39Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:38Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:37Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:36Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:31Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:27Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:23Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:21Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:20Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:19Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:18Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:16Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:15Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:13Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:12Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:11Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:09Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:08Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:07Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:04Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:03Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:58Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:57Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:56Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:55Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:53Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:50Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:49Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:48Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:45Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:44Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:40Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:39Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:38Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:37Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:35Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:34Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:32Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:31Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:30Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:29Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:26Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:25Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:20Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:19Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:17Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:16Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:15Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:13Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:12Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:11Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:10Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:09Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:08Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:07Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:06Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:05Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:04Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:03Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:01Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:00Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:55Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:53Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:50Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:49Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:47Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:46Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:45Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:41Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:40Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:39Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:38Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:37Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:35Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:34Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:33Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:32Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:31Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:30Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:29Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:28Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:27Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:26Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:24Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:23Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:22Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:21Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:19Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:18Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:17Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:16Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:14Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:13Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:12Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:11Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:10Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:08Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:07Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:04Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:03Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:02Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:01Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:56Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:52Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:51Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:50Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:46Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:45Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:44Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:43Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:42Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:41Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:40Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:39Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:37Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:36Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:35Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:33Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:32Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:31Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:29Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:28Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:27Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:24Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:23Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:21Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:20Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:14Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:13Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:09Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:07Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:06Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:04Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:03Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:00Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:58Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:57Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:54Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:53Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:51Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:50Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:49Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:48Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:46Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:44Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:43Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:42Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:40Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:38Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:37Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:36Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:35Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:31Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:30Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:27Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:26Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:25Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:24Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:23Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:21Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:20Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:15Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:14Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:13Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:11Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:09Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:08Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:06Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:05Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:57Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:52Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:51Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:41Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:32Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:27Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:24Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:23Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:20Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:19Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:15Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:13Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:12Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:10Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:09Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:07Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:06Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:03Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:01Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:59Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:58Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:57Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:55Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:54Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:52Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:51Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:50Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:49Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:46Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:45Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:42Caption #127

Board [Post Message]

Sorry for the Lapse in time: vacation and eviction. I'm currently collecting all the "tions" I can, next I am going for claymation and wartime ration.


There are 16 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> New pics? Mort is back from the Monkey bin vaction?!
<Lauren> Mort, I have long known that there is a community on the web for every imaginable perversion out there, but that link took me to one even I could not have imagined. WTF!
<Mort> I'm still waiting on internet connection at my new place so there might not be a caption today, my sidekick doesn't have photoshop.

Zit fetishism even has a scientific name: acnephilia. Unlike armpit licking or monkey scritching.

<Lauren> I would think the armpit licking fetish would be called axillalingua and I hear they are looking for a webmaster... Hey, Mort, are you still unemployed?
<jellyloo> I am now mentally linking a man who looks like a muppet with zit squeezins. Nightmare fodder for sure.
<Mort> 
<Mort> I am still gainfully unemployed!

Those lungs do look like Jim Henson creations, the good and evil lungs of the Dark Crystal.

<Frank Johnson> 
<apple juice is a verb>  Hope things get better, Mort
<Axolotl> At least there won't be stench wafting through the sockets in your new house!
...www.mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Thanks for that bit of nostalgia, Axolotl. Now, do you know where the photo of Mort's alien-brain-wave protective hat is?
< online poker room> Rate online po
<Carol> Online po? Do you mean online poo? There's some of that around here, probably.
<Lauren> Carol, I think that was a Teletubby reference. Isn't Po the littlest one?
<guyPaulo> Indeed. Po is the little red one with the "circle" top to her antenna. Her "favorite thing" (each tubby has one) is her red scooter, which she mispronounces as "cooter". This is quite funny to us guys in the south, as "cooter" is a slang word for a woman's lady business.
<JP> Those silly brits. Just love to take the piss out of them.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post