Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/18/2005

by 3Suns

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I grew tired of the unsatisfying love I was getting from my small, furry pets.

So I decided to approach some larger livestock from behind.

I guess he heard me coming.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This week's winner is

3Suns.

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There are 5 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I really like these photos today.

<Mort> I took them all personally, then sold them to AP and AFP, then emailed them thousands of times to myself; just so you, sweet guyPaulo, would like them.

<guyPaulo> (blushes) You're SOOOO SWEET!!!!

<Kumiho> ugh. Get a room you two.

<What?> I give this caption a 10

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