Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004

by apple juice is a verb

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I am so hot.

I grab my own ass...

I even role play little fantasies about another me.

If I could just get the hang of going down on myself....

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This week's Top Bottom is:

apple juice is a verb.

The slutty Xtina clones are: ShiningLion, Luminaire and ElvisThePelvis.

There are 13 messages for this day.

<Kumiho> Okay folks, it's gonna be hot today 96+ and I don't have AC. Any suggestions?

<guyPaulo> Try pic#3

<superwoman biatch> I just want to state it for the record that I DO NOT like the Spice Girls, in reference to my Caption #10!!

<guyPaulo> Then just what in the hell was that 'Forever' album doing in the cd player, huh?!?!

<Mort> I guess you put it there guy.

<Kumiho> maybe an annoyed henchperson slipped it in?

<ajiav> I wish it were 96+ here; for some reason it is in the mid sixties

<Mort> I wish it was just 96 here.

<Luminaire> It's sixties and raining here.

<ajiav> I feel like I'm being cheated out of a decent summer....

<Kumiho> Believe me, I'd trade for 60s and raining any day. My garden is drying out and all y tomtoes are cooking on the vine!

<Mort> I agree, I am not meant for this kinda weather. Give me 60s and rain and I'll be happy.

<ElvisThePelvis> I am always a bridesmaid on Wednesdays. One day I will find me a man and that man will make me a woman...a whole woman...a complete...uh...wo-man. Nevermind! F*ck!

Good Work ajiav!

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