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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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I am so hot.

I grab my own ass...

I even role play little fantasies about another me.

If I could just get the hang of going down on myself....
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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This week's Top Bottom is:

apple juice is a verb.



The slutty Xtina clones are: ShiningLion, Luminaire and ElvisThePelvis.

There are 13 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Okay folks, it's gonna be hot today 96+ and I don't have AC. Any suggestions?
<guyPaulo> Try pic#3
<superwoman biatch> I just want to state it for the record that I DO NOT like the Spice Girls, in reference to my Caption #10!!
<guyPaulo> Then just what in the hell was that 'Forever' album doing in the cd player, huh?!?!
<Mort> I guess you put it there guy.
<Kumiho> maybe an annoyed henchperson slipped it in?
<ajiav> I wish it were 96+ here; for some reason it is in the mid sixties
<Mort> I wish it was just 96 here.
<Luminaire> It's sixties and raining here.
<ajiav> I feel like I'm being cheated out of a decent summer....
<Kumiho> Believe me, I'd trade for 60s and raining any day. My garden is drying out and all y tomtoes are cooking on the vine!
<Mort> I agree, I am not meant for this kinda weather. Give me 60s and rain and I'll be happy.
<ElvisThePelvis> I am always a bridesmaid on Wednesdays. One day I will find me a man and that man will make me a woman...a whole woman...a complete...uh...wo-man. Nevermind! F*ck!

Good Work ajiav!


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