[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Five minutes to six o'clock.



Ten fifteen.



High Noon!
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 376 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:56Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:54Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:53Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:52Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:51Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:49Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:47Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:46Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:45Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:43Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:42Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:41Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:38Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:37Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:35Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:34Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:33Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:32Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:31Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:30Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:29Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:28Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:27Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:26Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:25Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:24Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:23Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:22Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:21Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:20Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:19Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:18Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:17Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:15Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:13Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:11Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:10Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:08Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:07Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:06Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:04Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:03Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:02Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:01Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:00Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:59Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:58Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:57Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:56Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:55Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:54Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:53Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:52Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:51Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:50Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:49Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:48Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:47Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:46Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:45Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:44Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:43Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:42Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:41Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:40Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:39Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:38Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:37Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:36Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:35Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:34Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:33Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:32Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:31Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:30Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:29Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:28Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:27Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:22Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:21Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:17Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:12Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:09Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:08Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:07Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:06Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:05Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:04Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:03Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:02Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:01Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:58Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:57Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:56Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:55Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:54Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:53Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:52Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:51Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:50Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:49Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:48Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:47Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:46Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:45Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:44Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:43Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:42Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:41Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:38Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:37Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:34Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:33Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:26Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:25Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:24Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:23Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:22Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:21Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:20Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:19Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:18Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:17Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:13Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:11Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:10Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:09Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:08Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:07Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:06Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:05Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:04Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:03Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:01Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:59Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:58Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:57Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:56Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:55Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:54Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:46Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:45Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:44Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:43Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:42Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:41Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:40Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:39Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:38Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:37Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:32Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:27Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:26Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:25Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:24Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:23Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:22Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:21Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:20Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:19Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:17Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:15Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:14Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:10Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:07Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:06Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:05Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:04Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:03Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:02Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:01Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:00Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:59Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:58Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:57Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:56Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:55Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:54Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:53Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:52Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:51Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:50Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:48Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:45Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:43Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:42Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:41Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:40Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:39Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:37Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:36Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:33Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:27Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:26Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:15Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:12Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:06Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:05Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:04Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:03Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:02Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:01Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:00Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:59Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:52Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:51Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:50Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:49Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:48Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:45Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:39Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:38Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:37Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:32Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:31Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:27Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:21Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:16Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:15Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:14Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:12Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:10Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:03Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:02Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:00Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:58Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:57Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:50Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:48Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:46Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:43Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:41Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:40Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:37Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:36Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:35Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:34Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:31Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:30Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:29Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:28Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:24Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:20Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:19Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:18Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:14Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:12Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:10Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:09Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:06Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:05Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:04Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:03Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:02Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:00Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:59Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:57Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:56Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:55Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:51Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:50Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:45Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:40Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:39Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:38Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:37Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:31Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:29Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:28Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:27Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:26Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:25Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:23Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:20Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:13Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:12Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:11Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:10Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:09Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:07Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:04Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:03Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:02Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:59Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:58Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:57Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:56Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:55Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:54Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:53Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:51Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:50Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:49Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:48Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:46Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:43Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:42Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:40Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:38Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:36Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:34Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:33Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:32Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:31Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:29Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:27Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:26Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:23Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:22Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:21Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:20Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:18Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:14Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:13Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:12Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:10Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:06Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:05Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:03Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:02Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:01Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:00Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:59Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:58Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:57Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:56Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:55Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:54Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:53Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:52Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:51Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:50Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:49Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:48Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:46Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:45Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:44Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:43Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:40Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:39Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:35Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:31Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:30Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:29Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:25Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:23Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:22Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:21Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:20Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:19Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:16Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:15Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:13Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:10Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:09Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:08Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:07Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:01Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:00Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:59Caption #171

Board [Post Message]


What time do your boobies tell?
There are 14 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I'm sensing an unofficial Crass Day at hand.
<Mort> Isn't every day unofficial crass day?
<Kumiho> If not, it should be around here.
<guyPaulo> Not to question your supreme captioning authority, mighty image gorilla, but isn't that clock pointing to five minutes to SEVEN o'clock?
<Virginia> Come on, guys. What about your sundials?

OMG

<3Suns> Actually, It's pointing to 10:10... see the watch goes on your wrist like so...

Interestingly, almost all analog watches in advertisements are set to 10:10, to frame the maker's logo. Check out: ...www.time4watches.com...

<DiabolicalDave> Hey Virginia, if you're looking good my sundial would cause a solar eclipse... :P
<Mort> Damn you are right 3Suns it is 10:10.
My sundial also points to 10:10, I wonder what it's advertising.
<guyPaulo> What's the point of a watch if there's no NUMBERS on it? Would you even notice if you put the thing on upside down?
<3Suns> See, you can tell because the sexual positions of the rabbits would be all backwards if you put it on upside down.
<Mort> Isn't it obvious? Doggy style is always at 6 o'clock.
<Kumiho> funny I found doggy style quite useful at 9pm once.
<Generic Cialis> Buy Generic Cialis on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... at cheap prices.
Buy Cialis Online at the best generic pharmacy on the net.
Cheap Generic Viagra - generic viagra online.
Buy on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Viagra Cialis Soft Tabs - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Online Levitra ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Buy Levitra Online
Hair loss pills Generic Propecia - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Buy Online Meridia Diet Pills - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Buy Online Prozac at discount prices on
...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Order Generic Viagra, cheap prices - ...www.viagra-plus.com...
Buy Viagra cheap viagra online store ...www.buy-via-gra.com...
Buy Viagra Online
<googledude> Acomplia >> ...groups.google.com...
Viagra Alternative >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Cialis >> ...groups.google.com...
Stanford >> ...www.stanford.ed...
Celexa >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Propecia >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Zoloft >> ...groups.google.com...
Order Viagra >> ...www.chaco.gov.ar...
Generic Viagra >> ...www.chaco.gov.ar...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post