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Most Emailed Photos - 05/17/2004 by Mort
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Five minutes to six o'clock.



Ten fifteen.



High Noon!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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What time do your boobies tell?


There are 14 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I'm sensing an unofficial Crass Day at hand.
<Mort> Isn't every day unofficial crass day?
<Kumiho> If not, it should be around here.
<guyPaulo> Not to question your supreme captioning authority, mighty image gorilla, but isn't that clock pointing to five minutes to SEVEN o'clock?
<Virginia> Come on, guys. What about your sundials?

OMG

<3Suns> Actually, It's pointing to 10:10... see the watch goes on your wrist like so...

Interestingly, almost all analog watches in advertisements are set to 10:10, to frame the maker's logo. Check out: ...www.time4watches.com...

<DiabolicalDave> Hey Virginia, if you're looking good my sundial would cause a solar eclipse... :P
<Mort> Damn you are right 3Suns it is 10:10.
My sundial also points to 10:10, I wonder what it's advertising.
<guyPaulo> What's the point of a watch if there's no NUMBERS on it? Would you even notice if you put the thing on upside down?
<3Suns> See, you can tell because the sexual positions of the rabbits would be all backwards if you put it on upside down.
<Mort> Isn't it obvious? Doggy style is always at 6 o'clock.
<Kumiho> funny I found doggy style quite useful at 9pm once.
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