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Most Emailed Photos - SHEEP DAY - 04/28/2004 by Mort
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Wake me up before ewe go go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.

Wake me up before ewe go go,
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that hay.

Wake me up before ewe go go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo.

Wake me up before ewe go go,
Take me grazing tonite.
(AP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Try your best to write a caption that in some way includes the theme of sheep. I know it sounds like it would be very hard, what with the images and all, but try and do your best!


There are 17 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Sorry. Couldn't do it.
<Julie> Mort I am coming back later today when I think of a good song to sing about sheep!
<guyPaulo> Happy birthday to me, by the way.
<3Suns> Oh, yes, nearly forgot. Happy birthday, guyP!
<shininglion> Whoa, happy birthday, guyPaulo!
<guyPaulo> As a present to myself, I gave myself 1st-2nd degree burns on my right hand Tues. night by grabbing a pot handle that was approx 475 degrees. As such, I was unable to type a caption for the Wed contest. I can type a little better today, but puss keeps oozing into my keyboard.
<yoyology> Well, tell Puss to go away and give her a saucer of milk.

Unless you mean "pus"?
...www.google.com...

<guyPaulo> I'll mail you a sample, yoyo, and you can tell me what it is.
<ajiav> 'sheep day' is awesome.
<Mort> If I had known it was your birthday I would have made it ED day.

Btw how are you wiping after ED with your burnt hands?

<apple juice is a verb> happy b-day
<yoyology> I feel kinda bad for poor George. He's really suffering from being associated with the sheep.
<Kumiho> Puss or pus? Maybe both? Ask Davan ...
...www.somethingpositive.net...
<guyPaulo> Mort: The bandage serves as a handy wad of tissue. However, I fear my wound is getting infected. I feel so dizzy.....
<yoyology> Kumiho: You have just turned me on to yet another twisted webcomic that I will be forced to read all the way through from the beginning. You must now die.

Oh, and ...www.goats.co... in case you haven't been there yet.

<Kumiho> Yoyo, I'm a big fan of .goats. =)
Hey, Mort, what's your policy on ranting?
<Mort> Rant all you wish. I gave it up for rent, or was it lent.


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