[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - SHEEP DAY - 04/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Wake me up before ewe go go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.

Wake me up before ewe go go,
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that hay.

Wake me up before ewe go go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo.

Wake me up before ewe go go,
Take me grazing tonite.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 188 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:32Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:31Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:30Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:29Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:28Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:27Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:26Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:25Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:24Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:23Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:22Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:21Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:20Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:19Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:18Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:17Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:16Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:15Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:14Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:13Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:12Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:11Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:10Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:09Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:08Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:07Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:05Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:04Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:03Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:02Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:01Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:00Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:59Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:58Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:57Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:56Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:55Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:54Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:53Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:50Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:44Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:43Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:42Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:41Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:40Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:39Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:38Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:38Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:35Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:34Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:32Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:31Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:30Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:29Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:28Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:27Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:26Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:25Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:24Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:23Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:22Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:21Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:20Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:19Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:17Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:16Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:15Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:13Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:12Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:10Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:09Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:08Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:52Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:51Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:50Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:49Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:48Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:47Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:46Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:44Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:43Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:42Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:41Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:40Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:39Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:38Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:37Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:36Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:35Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:34Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:32Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:31Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:30Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:28Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:27Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:26Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:25Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:24Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:23Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:22Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:21Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:18Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:15Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:12Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:11Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:10Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:09Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:08Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:07Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:06Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:05Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:04Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:03Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:02Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:00Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:59Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:58Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:57Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:55Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:53Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:52Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:47Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:42Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:38Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:36Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:35Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:34Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:33Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:32Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:31Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:30Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:29Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:28Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:27Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:26Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:25Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:24Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:23Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:22Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:21Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:20Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:19Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:18Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:17Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:16Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:15Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:14Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:13Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:12Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:12Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:10Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:09Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:08Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:07Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:06Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:05Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:04Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:03Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:02Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:01Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:00Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:59Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:58Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:57Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:53Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:52Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:51Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:50Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:49Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:48Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:47Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:43Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:42Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:41Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:38Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:37Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:36Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:35Caption #942

Board [Post Message]

Try your best to write a caption that in some way includes the theme of sheep. I know it sounds like it would be very hard, what with the images and all, but try and do your best!


There are 17 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Sorry. Couldn't do it.
<Julie> Mort I am coming back later today when I think of a good song to sing about sheep!
<guyPaulo> Happy birthday to me, by the way.
<3Suns> Oh, yes, nearly forgot. Happy birthday, guyP!
<shininglion> Whoa, happy birthday, guyPaulo!
<guyPaulo> As a present to myself, I gave myself 1st-2nd degree burns on my right hand Tues. night by grabbing a pot handle that was approx 475 degrees. As such, I was unable to type a caption for the Wed contest. I can type a little better today, but puss keeps oozing into my keyboard.
<yoyology> Well, tell Puss to go away and give her a saucer of milk.

Unless you mean "pus"?
...www.google.com...

<guyPaulo> I'll mail you a sample, yoyo, and you can tell me what it is.
<ajiav> 'sheep day' is awesome.
<Mort> If I had known it was your birthday I would have made it ED day.

Btw how are you wiping after ED with your burnt hands?

<apple juice is a verb> happy b-day
<yoyology> I feel kinda bad for poor George. He's really suffering from being associated with the sheep.
<Kumiho> Puss or pus? Maybe both? Ask Davan ...
...www.somethingpositive.net...
<guyPaulo> Mort: The bandage serves as a handy wad of tissue. However, I fear my wound is getting infected. I feel so dizzy.....
<yoyology> Kumiho: You have just turned me on to yet another twisted webcomic that I will be forced to read all the way through from the beginning. You must now die.

Oh, and ...www.goats.co... in case you haven't been there yet.

<Kumiho> Yoyo, I'm a big fan of .goats. =)
Hey, Mort, what's your policy on ranting?
<Mort> Rant all you wish. I gave it up for rent, or was it lent.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post