Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004

by Mort

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A cat in the microwave, on high for three minutes,

add the eye of an athletic man.

My new beauty lotion leaves me looking so good.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This caption isn't so hard to believe, what with the use of placenta in the new miricle beauty treatments.

This weekend was especially good, I got to hang out with a very good friend I never get to see any more. We all saw Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, ate some food and just basically hung out and talked.

What did you all do this weeked?

There are 18 messages for this day.

<Starbug> Continuity is such a difficult ideal to achieve. I could not capt today's images.

Taxes!

<3Suns> If you have filled out any part of this form in green crayon, you must complete and include Schedule 42-GC.

<Carol> I like how AP tells you the guy in red won the match but they don't bother to tell you HOW'S HIS EYE?

<obtuse> I REMEMBER THIS MATCH WELL. THAT'S THE RED MENACE DOING HIS FABLED ATOMIC SOCKET GRAB. WELCOME TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE. CAN YOU DIG IT??? OOOOH YEAAAAA!!!

<guyPaulo> SNAP INTO A SLIM-JIM!!!!

<Jmofwiw> "HOW'S HIS EYE?"
They don't know... he hasn't SEEN the doctor yet!

<ajiav> I didn't know people were lusting after Jenna Bush so hard. She is on the yahoo pictures like three times.

<ajiav> she has too much of the Curious George in her...

<ajiav> Also, hasn't placenta been a make-up ingredient for a long time?

<guyPaulo> Mmmmmmmm......placenta......you're making me hungry, ajiav.

<Kumiho> ::groans:: PLEASE don't talk about food, I just started a new diet.

<3Suns> What diet is that, Kumi?

I just started the post-Easter way-too-much-ham-and-eggs diet.

<ajiav> well, if you are still hungry eight months from now i will have a placenta you can buy.

<Kumiho> The OHSU Diet. It's a three day a week thing but it's killing me because no one took any food home with them after easter dinner.

<Kumiho> Hey, I found a pix of Mort. He's the one in the middle. ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> A hot-tub and a bevy of Kumiho-clones to boot... lucky guy!

<Mort> I'm more likely to be this guy:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

Who looks very similar to the other guy.

<Kumiho> Hey... waitamintue, where'd you get all of those mes?

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