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Most Emailed Photos BUSH CHENEY '04 DAY! - 03/31/2004 by Mort
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Bush Cheney '04 campaign.
"Our great challenge is to protect the American people. Our great opportunity is to advance the cause of justice and human dignity and freedom all across the world."

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these two intelligent and responsible young people.

Vote Bush in Novemember 2004!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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April Fools Day -- this is what the page looked like on the day.



I thought our beloved George Bush could use a hand to boast support for the upcoming election. I know that you too feel the same way. We should all be proud of the great comercial America he has built over the last four years, and the security everyone in the world now feels, thanks to the hard work of George Bush.

I thought the great words and messages from www.georgebush.com could speak a stronger message than I could, so I include them below.
There are 25 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey look! It's the drool safe GWB-Cheney bib!

...www.georgewbushstore.com...

<David Byrden> This is the big plan? You've put ADS on the site?
Sheesh! I thought you had a scheme to distil the captions into sitcom scripts...
<Mark> (cough) April the First (cough) (cough)
<Lauren> MOrt, this is awesome. I think with all these ads, you should be able to pay us well and we can all quit our jobs, move to California and share a beach house. Gotta go pack....
<guyPaulo> This site is MUCH better now.
<Lauren> By the way, very late last night, I was awakened from my drunk and drugged stupor by a loud knocking on my front door. I stuck my head out the window and saw four black clad men holding shackles and chains behind their back standing on my front stoop. I shouted down to ask them what they wanted and eight zombie eyes looked up at me. Although their lips never moved, I could just barely hear them chanting, "Mark sent us. Dave needs you."
<Kumiho> Mort, benevolent Gorilla of my Webiverse, I won't do politics, so I apologize in advance.
<Lauren> Well, I was very interested in the Vonage ad for broadband phone service, so I clicked on it. Unless you are 18 or over, please do not make the same mistake as I.
<Mort> Oops I mispelt Vonage.
<apple juice is a verb> this is so funny...
<Mort> Yeh, yeh. I sense your sarcasm, I'll turn it off soon.
<Lauren> You mean this was all a joke??!!11!! WTF!
<Jellyloo> I just won BIG on roulette! Thanks MORT! WOOOOHOOOO! I share my winnings with all of you!
<Mort> Yes my plan worked! Now if only we can get guyPaulo into some of those Tranquility Incontinence products!
<mypalmike> Great April 1st joke! I was fooled. Anyhow, I'm going to go check out that blowup doll now. L8R!
<JulieK> HAHA
<guyPaulo> I don't have incontinence, Mort. I crap my pants on purpose. It's warm and keeps the muggers away.
<apple juice is a verb> no sarcasm. i think it's very funny.
<jeffR> That Flat Screen TV is MINE
<Mort> Only if you are a smoker and at least 21.
<Mort> Ok I think it might be enough, who wants me to switch off the ads?
<yoyology> Mememememe!!!
<(Ralph ) Lauren (Polo)> I like them. I am trying for that $777 Welcome Bonus on Carnival Casino.
<David Byrden> 
DAVID BYRDEN

he's cool as fuck!

brought to you by www.byrden.com

<yoyology> Or at least, he's a "very accomplished training professional".
...www.byrden.com
La... your Byrden down!


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