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  OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
       
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  | <David Byrden> HA HA HA | 
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| <Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME!  I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly.  Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day. Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...  | 
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| <Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day." | 
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| <ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is... | 
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| <Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted.  Well, more twisted than normal .. | 
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| <Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there.  I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony.  I'm going to need help with this one guys .. | 
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| <ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding... | 
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| <Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats. | 
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| <Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there.  Freaky! | 
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| <guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy. | 
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| <guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all! | 
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| <Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark:  May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be. Have a great trip, guy.  We'll miss you.  | 
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| <Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11! | 
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| <Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.  | 
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<Kumiho> How's this for scary? ...home.pacbell.net... | 
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| <mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball. | 
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| <Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue. | 
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| <mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things. | 
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| <Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice. | 
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| <yeah> Dude this so is not right | 
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| <Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time. | 
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| <Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up? | 
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| <3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see. | 
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| <Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here) | 
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| <Lauren> I miss mypalmike.  anyone know where he got to? | 
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| <3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day".  Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place... |