[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 395 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:55Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:54Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:52Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:51Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:50Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:48Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:47Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:46Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:45Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:44Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:43Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:40Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:38Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:37Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:35Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:34Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:31Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:27Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:26Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:25Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:23Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:22Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:19Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:16Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:12Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:10Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:08Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:07Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:06Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:04Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:03Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:02Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:01Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:59Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:58Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:57Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:55Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:54Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:53Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:50Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:49Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:48Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:47Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:46Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:45Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:44Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:43Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:42Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:41Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:40Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:39Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:38Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:37Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:35Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:34Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:33Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:32Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:30Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:29Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:28Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:27Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:23Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:22Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:19Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:18Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:17Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:15Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:13Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:11Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:10Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:08Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:07Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:06Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:04Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:02Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:00Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:58Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:56Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:55Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:53Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:52Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:49Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:47Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:45Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:44Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:41Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:39Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:38Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:37Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:34Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:33Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:32Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:30Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:28Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:26Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:24Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:23Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:22Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:21Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:19Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:18Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:17Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:15Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:13Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:11Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:10Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:09Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:07Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:06Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:03Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:02Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:00Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:56Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:52Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:51Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:48Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:47Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:46Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:45Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:42Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:41Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:37Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:35Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:34Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:33Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:31Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:30Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:29Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:26Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:25Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:24Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:23Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:22Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:20Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:19Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:18Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:17Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:14Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:11Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:10Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:09Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:08Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:07Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:05Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:04Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:03Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:01Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:55Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:53Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:52Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:48Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:45Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:44Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:42Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:40Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:36Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:35Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:34Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:33Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:32Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:31Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:30Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:29Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:26Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:25Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:24Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:21Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:20Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:18Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:17Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:16Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:15Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:14Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:13Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:12Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:10Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:09Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:08Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:06Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:05Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:04Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:03Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:02Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:01Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:00Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:59Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:58Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:56Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:54Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:51Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:50Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:49Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:47Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:44Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:43Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:42Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:39Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:38Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:37Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:36Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:34Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:32Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:30Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:29Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:28Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:27Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:26Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:24Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:22Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:21Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:17Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:14Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:13Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:12Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:10Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:09Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:07Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:06Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:05Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:04Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:03Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:02Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:58Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:57Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:56Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:55Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:54Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:50Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:46Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:45Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:41Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:40Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:39Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:38Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:37Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:36Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:35Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:34Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:31Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:30Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:28Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:27Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:26Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:24Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:22Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:20Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:19Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:18Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:17Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:16Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:15Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:13Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:12Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:11Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:10Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:09Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:08Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:06Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:05Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:04Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:02Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:01Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:00Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:58Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:57Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:54Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:53Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:52Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:50Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:46Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:43Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:42Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:41Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:40Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:39Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:38Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:37Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:36Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:35Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:34Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:33Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:31Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:30Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:29Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:27Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:26Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:24Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:23Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:22Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:20Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:19Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:18Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:16Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:13Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:12Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:06Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:05Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:04Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:02Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:01Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:57Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:55Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:54Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:53Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:51Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:50Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:49Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:48Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:46Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:42Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:41Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:40Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:39Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:38Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:37Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:36Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:35Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:34Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:33Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:30Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:27Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:25Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:24Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:23Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:22Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:21Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:20Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:19Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:18Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:17Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:15Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:14Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:12Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:11Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:10Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:08Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:07Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:06Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:04Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:02Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:00Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:58Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:56Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:53Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:49Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:45Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:41Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:38Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:37Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:34Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:33Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:31Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:30Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:26Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:22Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:18Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:15Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:14Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:12Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:11Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:10Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:09Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:08Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:07Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:06Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:05Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:04Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:03Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:00Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:59Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:58Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:57Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:56Caption #725

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post