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Most Emailed Photos - 12/24/2003 by Mort
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What would happen if santa got arrested for burglary?

Would the little boys and girls, fast asleep in bed get any presents at all?

Would Mrs. Santa and Rudolph finally succumb to their base animal instincts?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Happy C-word Day!!

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Lauren> HoHoHo, everyone.... and hahaha, Mort.
<Mort> Nadolig Llawen Lauren :)
<Axolotl> God Jul to all the Caption Monkeys!
<Axolotl> Merry Christmas till alla skyltapor!
<Lauren> Mort, please tell me you got your home internet connection back for Christmas.... otherwise, you were *shudder* at work for a good part of the day today.....
<Mort> I have my home connection back :).
Although we had a powercut right in the middle of cooking Christmas dinner for 2 hours...
<3Suns> To add to our 80's cartoon kick from earlier in the week... Thundercats! Thundercats! Ho Ho Ho!

Merry Christmas all!

<guyPaulo> Merry Christmas to all!!!!!!!!
<Monsterdiedovernight> Hey


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