The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:31:02	Main Page
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:31:01	Caption #153
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:31:00	Caption #179
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:59	Caption #533
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:57	Caption #296
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:56	Caption #322
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:55	Caption #-48
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:54	Caption #-32
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:53	Caption #550
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:52	Caption #147
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:51	Caption #69
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:50	Caption #421
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:49	Caption #569
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:47	Caption #101
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:44	Caption #432
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:43	Caption #389
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:42	Caption #316
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:41	Caption #765
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:40	Caption #148
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:39	Caption #305
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:38	Caption #356
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:37	Caption #638
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:36	Caption #532
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:33	Caption #153
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:32	Caption #275
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:31	Caption #695
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:30	Caption #139
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:29	Caption #821
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:28	Caption #345
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:27	Caption #123
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:26	Caption #709
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:25	Caption #393
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:24	Caption #215
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:23	Caption #200
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:22	Caption #917
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:21	Caption #62
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:20	Caption #718
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:19	Caption #474
Mr. Noname	Lurker	18:30:18	Caption #54

I wonder what other captions you could do with this group of images. I guess I will wait to see what turns up.

I don't like to use the signs of the end of the world format, it feels like cheating to me. It's the same thing as using individual news report to link together the images, it's cheap. An intricate story which involves all 3 images is by far a more skilled task. Although these images just screamed to be handled as signs of the end of the world.

You may also assume from this caption (and others) that I am some mad liberal, who hates everything republican. While this might be true, I reserve the right to satire everyone in power and celebrity. If it had been Bill Clinton in the last image instead of George Bush, the punchline caption would have read: Intern Mariah left Clinton with his head glowing.

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