The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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While trying to remember the exact words to Ernie's Rubber Duckie song I came across this suspect image. I have a rubber duckie of my own, it's one that is supposed to look like Shakespeare, I really don't know why someone decided to give it to me as a christmas present. Specially since I live in a country where there are no baths worthy of bathing in.

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