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Most Emailed Photos - 06/26/2003 by Mort
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You remember that news story last year about finding a 5,000 year old woman frozen in ice.

Scientists using baby monkeys as test subjects developed a technique to successfully revive a frozen humanoid.

The frozen woman got a defrost makeover and then went on to win the MTV best newcomer award.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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On the first pass of this strip I altered the dreidel, dreidel, dreidel song to match the images. The x-ray woman became a woman made out of clay (instead of a dreidel), since she looks clay like. The other woman becoming the end product of the golem woman creation.

While it had the potential to be pretty funny, it also created a distasteful implication I could not avoid. I will leave you to try and guess the implication, I won't imply it...


There are 4 messages for this day.
<schniqua> why did yall put up that poor monkey like that? i know what yall is going to say "i did not put that up there "like a little bitch so my answer is already answerd so i don't have to ask you i already figured it out you little fag fuck yall niggas yall can like my ass so it time for me to go now bye-bye
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<amber> i think it is really fucked up the you would use a baby monkey as a test subject it is very wrong


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