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Most Emailed Photos - 06/26/2003 by Mort
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You remember that news story last year about finding a 5,000 year old woman frozen in ice.

Scientists using baby monkeys as test subjects developed a technique to successfully revive a frozen humanoid.

The frozen woman got a defrost makeover and then went on to win the MTV best newcomer award.
(AP)
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(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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On the first pass of this strip I altered the dreidel, dreidel, dreidel song to match the images. The x-ray woman became a woman made out of clay (instead of a dreidel), since she looks clay like. The other woman becoming the end product of the golem woman creation.

While it had the potential to be pretty funny, it also created a distasteful implication I could not avoid. I will leave you to try and guess the implication, I won't imply it...


There are 4 messages for this day.
<schniqua> why did yall put up that poor monkey like that? i know what yall is going to say "i did not put that up there "like a little bitch so my answer is already answerd so i don't have to ask you i already figured it out you little fag fuck yall niggas yall can like my ass so it time for me to go now bye-bye
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<amber> i think it is really fucked up the you would use a baby monkey as a test subject it is very wrong


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