[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/17/2003 by Luminaire
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Take care of a healthy erection
By using the proper protection,

Whether 'tis many lovers
You keep under covers,

Or just one who shares your affection.
(AFP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> That's good! It scans well, and it's funny!
<Starbug> Well written
<mypalmike> And an important message to today's teenagers...

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