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Most Emailed Photos - 08/09/2003 by Mort
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Like, oh my god! My valley girl friends said that being a porn star would be as good as I could do.

Whatever, as if!
I am so gonna be the next Governor of California.

Oh my god! I would so totally pass a law so that I could own, like, the cutest baby tiger.

I totally acted with a tiger in 'Booty n Beasty 14'. Oh my god, so cool!

Like, it's all about being naked in office... just like in that porn film,
'Sucking Uncle Sam 12'


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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It's pretty strange that it just needed 1.5 million signitures to recall someone voted into office. If the state had a population of 200 million and 80 million people voted someone into office, is it really fair for 1.5 million people to cause a recall.

I mean how many people in California do you think are brain dead red necked right winged zealots zombies, about 1.5 million right?

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