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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/26/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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I am not much of a card shark, so when my g/f challenges me to strip poker, I have to innovate.

When I lose my first hand, I let her see what I look like without an AD&D guide.


And then, while she's using the bathroom, I RUN to the closet---

---and put on a few extra items she isn't likely to notice.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> ::snicker:: Nerd. But then, so am I.
<ajiav> lol...i don't actually know much about ad&d aside from what i've learned from others; I just couldn't think of any other books that would be funny in that context

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