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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

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There once was a girl with an ass.

Who made MEP monkies so crass.

Though her name was unknown,
She gave guyPaulo a bone.

Who was this mysterious lass?

(reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Stormi> Lauren?
<Lauren> No, stormi, I think that would be YOU!
<3Suns> Best beginning to a limerick ever!
<H. Monkey>
<Stormi> I still think it's Lauren.
<mypalmike> Sweet Irish poetry...
<ElvisThePelvis> Look! guyPaulo has a bone!
<guyPaulo> GODDAMMIT! I forgot to turn off my webcam again. Now Elvis has spotted my bone.
<ajiav>
<obtuse> I see this caption is being completely misinterpreted. I meant to say that guyPaulo and his nameless friend are archaeologists, and she gave him a Tyrannosaur fossil to carry around in his backpack. But words like that don't work well in limericks.
<obtuse> I take it back.
A nameless archaeologist chick
Who enjoys touching monkeys on sticks
Gave guyPaulo a fossil
That was truly collosal
Must have been a tyrannosaur dick
<Zebra Girl> ROFLMAO excellent obtuse!
<ElvisThePelvis> Caption that one!
<obtuse> Meh. I don't think it will be as funny out of this context. Steal if you want though.
<Carol>
<dody> hi

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