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Most Emailed Photos - 11/10/2003 by mypalmike
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I closed my eyes and tried to think of boring, tedious things. But lustful visions of beautiful women haunted my mind.

Once I arrived at the doctor's office, even the mundane "no-smoking" signs somehow conjured up sexual imagery in my mind.

Unfortunately, there was no hiding my "enthusiasm" when it was time to turn my head and cough.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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