Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

What I did over the weekend by Mort
I spent my day like I spend most of my free days: at the botanical gardens.
The gardener Ulga -- her foul hygine was only surpassed by her gardening prowess -- asked if flowers reminded me of women's parts.

I replied that I had never actually had the chance to view a woman's 'private region'.
She laughed and dragged me heavily to the shadows behind the potting shed. I stood, my mouth agape, as she lifted up her rough skirt and showed me beneath. 'First you must rid me of my pests.' she said.
I grimaced as I plucked mites one by one from their hairy nest, and squashed their heads between my fingers.

I spent the rest of the weekend trying to coax a family of apes out of her ass.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 101 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:56 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:54 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:53 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:52 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:51 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:49 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:48 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:47 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:42 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:38 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:37 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:32 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:30 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:26 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:24 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:23 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:16 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:10 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:08 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:06 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:03 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:06:02 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:56 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:50 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:49 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:48 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:47 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:44 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:43 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:41 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:32 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:29 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:27 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:24 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:21 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:19 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:14 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:09 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:08 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:04 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:02 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:05:00 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:59 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:54 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:53 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:51 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:49 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:45 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:44 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:43 Caption #-69

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:42 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:40 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:36 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:35 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:34 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:33 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:31 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:26 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:25 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:24 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:23 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:21 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:17 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:16 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:11 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:10 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:09 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:08 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:07 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:06 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:05 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:04:04 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:58 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:57 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:53 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:48 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:47 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:46 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:33 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:32 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:31 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:30 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:24 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:23 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:22 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:21 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:19 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:18 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:17 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:16 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:05 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:03 Caption #-39

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:03:01 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:02:57 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:02:56 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:02:55 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:02:52 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:02:51 Caption #402

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post