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Most Emailed Photos - 09/29/2004 by Mort
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I stood there, horny, waiting for my turn...



...but she was already asleep, well sated by my handywork...



...so once again I was left to twiddle myself to my trucking calendar.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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