  PRESS CONFERENCE, WHITE HOUSE, 2015
  "Mr. President, it's so hot my DOG melted. Why did we reject the Kyoto protocol?" |   
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      "Gee whiz, I dunno! I mean, who'd a thought Global Warming would affect America?"
  "It's not like we live next door to Globia." |   
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      "Anyways, look on the bright side. We can now sunbathe in Alaska!"
  "And I kinda like the Manhattan gondolas." |   
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