![](images/19832.jpg) Oh my god! I feel like dirt, I'm hurt, torn, worn, used, abused and confused. |
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![](images/18831.jpg) I've run aground, been keelhauled, scuppered and plundered. I am no longer full sails to the wind. |
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![](images/20831.jpg) When San Diego Zoo asked me to be a surrogate mother, I expected they would use a more... clinical method of conception. |
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