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Most Emailed Photos - 05/26/2004 by obtuse
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If you stare too hard at her flowers and you're bound to meet her thorns.

If you give any of these guys the wrong look, and you'll get cut, shot or bombed.

NOW, I'M GIVING YOU FAIR WARNING:

YOU WILL BE GOOSED WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY FACE!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<obtuse> I'm back! And there was nearly a knife fight on the corner outside my window last night.
<Kumiho> Woah, hey Obtuse, what happened?
<obtuse> Nothing horribly interesting. I just moved off campus to a worse part of town.

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