Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 12/18/2003

by ElvisThePelvis

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I remember the first loves of my youth...

My first hit of LSD...

And when I discovered my penis was for more than peeing...

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> Great caption!
I am impressed. I only remember everything up to the center square; it's all a bit fuzzy after that...
<guyPaulo> Crude, but good...
<Natalie> You mean you found out what your "special purpose" was for?
<ElvisThePelvis> I was born a poor black child, I never dreamed I was adopted.

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