The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 46 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:14:04	Caption #788
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:14:03	Caption #45
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:14:02	Caption #409
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:14:01	Caption #167
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:14:00	Caption #899
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:59	Caption #156
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:58	Caption #507
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:57	Caption #322
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:56	Caption #861
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:55	Caption #659
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:54	Caption #23
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:53	Caption #466
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:52	Caption #595
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:51	Caption #303
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:50	Caption #754
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:49	Caption #561
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:48	Caption #691
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:47	Caption #319
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:46	Caption #123
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:45	Caption #18
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:44	Caption #-37
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:43	Caption #950
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:42	Caption #712
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:41	Caption #450
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:40	Caption #285
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:39	Caption #242
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:38	Caption #699
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:37	Caption #557
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:36	Caption #588
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:35	Caption #519
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:34	Caption #167
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:33	Caption #489
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:32	Caption #779
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:31	Caption #704
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:30	Caption #378
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:29	Caption #224
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:28	Caption #403
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:27	Caption #703
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:26	Caption #358
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:25	Caption #336
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:24	Caption #587
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:23	Caption #616
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:22	Caption #71
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:21	Caption #871
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:20	Caption #222
Mr. Noname	Lurker	02:13:19	Caption #545