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Most Emailed Photos - 03/02/2006 by JP (still stumped)
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Yeah, picture of boobs. OK... Then...

... what th'? A tiny dog the size of a pen... A puppy? uh huh.. aaaand...

YES! The money shot! A monkey frenchin' a dog! That's frickin AWESOME!!1 Aww it'd be even more awesomer if the monkey was, like, sucking the snot out of the dogs nose or something, ya know?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<reddman> it would be better if the monkey was frenching the chick...
here she is close up:
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