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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/19/2005

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When she said that I could take her from behind -twice!-

I got really exited.

Problem is that her English wasn't all that great and what she was saying was I'd get it from behind -twice- by her big beefy friends if I touched her. ::sigh:: That'll teach me to travel to Brazil on without learning the language first.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Don't worry, I make the same mistake all teh time.
<mypalmike> I speak a little Brazilian.
<Axolotl> Now let's all listen to mypalmike wax poetically in Brazilian!
<JP> And when she passes, each one she passes, goes "ahhhh"
Now I understand!
<Ashberg> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i heard her say the same thing!
<mypalmike> Eu amaria falar-lhe no brasileiro, mas n�o h� nenhuma tal ling�eta.
<JP> I would love speaking to it in the Brazilian, but such tongue-piece does not have none?
Eu amo usar os motores da tradu��o traduzir coisas; d�-me uma emo��o que se possa somente encontrar quando uma provoca um grupo de povos gordos idosos na viol�ncia.

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