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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/27/2004 by guyPaulo
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I was SOOOO tired! I'd been writing these captions every day for months now, and I needed a rest...

"NO, GUYPAULO!" screamed Bob the Evil Sunflower Plant. "YOU MUST FUFILL THE WISHES OF THE OLD GODS AND WRITE CAPTIONS ABOUT ANAL SEX AND DIARRHEA AND MURDER!!!!!"

So I took my vacation in a relaxing 'facility.'

"DOC! This nutjob is starting to wake up again! I need more thorazine STAT!"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<superwoman biatch> I FUCKING KNEW IT....YOU DO HEAR VOICES!!! That explains alot!
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