Damn, what a f*cked up week...my latest modelling gig was so embarassing. I had to wear this aweful head piece... |
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Then, on my way home that night, I was abducted by aliens and flown up to Saturn, where I was anally probed until my repeated farting and obnoxious smells propelled me into the Earth's atmosphere. |
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Then, like it couldn't get any worse, I landed up in the middle of a Fear Factor taping where I had to drink a f*cking liter of cow piss! |
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