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Most Emailed Photos - 07/22/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Damn, what a f*cked up week...my latest modelling gig was so embarassing. I had to wear this aweful head piece...

Then, on my way home that night, I was abducted by aliens and flown up to Saturn, where I was anally probed until my repeated farting and obnoxious smells propelled me into the Earth's atmosphere.

Then, like it couldn't get any worse, I landed up in the middle of a Fear Factor taping where I had to drink a f*cking liter of cow piss!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Goddamn f*cking liter! It's never good to show up on a Fear Factor set unexpected.
<guyPaulo> CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
<Axolotl> Effin' great!
<superwoman biatch> My goal today was to bleep the curse words out....however, I might be disappointing mypalmike since he loved my "expletives"!!
<mypalmike> Your comments are hilarious no matter what. I just love phrases like "f*cking liter".

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