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Most Emailed Photos - 07/05/2004 by guyPaulo
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TV is just getting worse and worse every day.

"Survivor: Orgy Challenge"


"Punk'd: The John Kerry Special"


"Real Sex XXIV: eXtreme Bestiality"

I'm just gonna read a book...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> 
<Axolotl> Now we know what gP did during those three days without bathing!
<Kumiho> Does being tossed in with the bull count as bathing?
<guyPaulo> Only if he scrubs your back.
<Kumiho> 
<Kumiho> Oops, sorry! I meant to add ~ if it gets rough would thatcout towards scrubbing one's back?

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