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Most Emailed Photos - 06/21/2004

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I walked quickly towards the Guiness Book office. My prize-winner feces should take the top spot for longest unbroken turd, and I didn't want to miss the deadline!

Misfortune struck, as a huge tidal wave slammed into me, pulverising my beloved toilet-snake into a million tiny particles. I did get in a mocking laugh, though, as it took mother nature TWO tidal-flushes to completely wash away my sh*t-boa.

Of course, having that much feces disolved into the local water supply did have some odd effects on the babies born that year. Must have been something I ate.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Much like the giant poo-eel in the first pic, this felt pretty good to get out. True story, by the way.
<3Suns> This rules. Especially the bit about 2 tidal flushes.
<Kumiho>
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<mypalmike> Quite a dooker.
<ajiav>
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes!!!
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