I walked quickly towards the Guiness Book office. My prize-winner feces should take the top spot for longest unbroken turd, and I didn't want to miss the deadline! |
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Misfortune struck, as a huge tidal wave slammed into me, pulverising my beloved toilet-snake into a million tiny particles. I did get in a mocking laugh, though, as it took mother nature TWO tidal-flushes to completely wash away my sh*t-boa. |
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Of course, having that much feces disolved into the local water supply did have some odd effects on the babies born that year. Must have been something I ate. |
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