"Liesl, my love, my soul cries out to you! I have loved you since your first Sports Illustrated swimsuit spread, yet you ignore me!" |
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"Poachers, cigarettes, and drunk driving have brought my kind to the brink of extinction. I am so desperately lonely without a companion... Liesl, let us consummate our love!" |
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"Sparky, what part of 'not if you were the last tiger on earth' don't you understand?" |
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