[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.


I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00drooled over #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 429 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:55Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:54Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:53Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:52Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:51Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:50Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:49Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:47Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:45Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:43Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:42Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:41Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:40Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:39Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:38Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:37Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:36Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:35Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:34Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:33Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:32Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:31Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:30Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:28Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:27Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:25Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:24Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:23Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:22Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:21Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:20Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:19Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:16Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:15Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:14Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:13Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:12Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:11Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:10Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:09Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:08Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:07Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:05Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:04Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:03Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:02Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:00Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:59Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:58Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:57Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:55Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:53Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:52Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:51Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:50Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:49Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:48Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:47Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:46Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:45Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:44Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:43Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:42Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:41Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:39Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:38Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:37Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:36Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:35Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:34Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:33Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:32Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:31Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:30Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:29Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:28Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:26Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:25Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:23Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:22Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:20Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:18Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:17Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:16Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:13Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:12Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:11Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:10Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:09Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:08Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:07Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:06Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:05Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:04Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:03Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:02Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:01Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:00Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:59Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:58Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:57Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:56Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:53Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:52Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:51Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:50Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:47Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:45Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:44Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:43Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:42Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:40Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:39Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:37Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:35Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:34Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:33Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:32Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:30Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:28Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:27Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:26Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:25Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:24Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:23Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:22Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:21Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:19Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:18Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:17Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:15Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:13Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:11Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:10Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:09Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:07Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:06Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:05Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:04Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:03Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:02Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:01Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:59Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:58Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:57Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:56Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:55Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:54Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:52Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:50Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:49Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:48Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:45Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:44Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:43Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:42Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:41Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:40Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:39Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:38Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:37Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:35Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:34Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:34Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:31Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:30Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:29Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:28Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:26Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:25Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:24Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:23Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:22Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:21Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:20Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:17Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:16Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:15Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:14Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:13Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:11Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:09Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:08Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:07Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:06Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:05Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:04Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:57Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:56Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:55Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:54Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:53Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:52Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:51Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:50Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:49Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:47Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:46Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:45Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:42Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:40Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:39Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:38Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:37Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:36Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:35Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:34Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:33Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:31Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:30Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:29Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:28Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:27Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:25Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:24Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:23Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:21Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:20Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:19Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:17Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:16Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:15Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:14Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:13Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:11Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:10Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:09Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:08Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:07Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:05Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:03Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:02Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:01Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:00Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:59Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:58Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:57Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:56Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:55Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:54Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:53Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:52Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:51Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:50Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:49Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:48Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:47Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:46Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:45Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:44Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:43Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:42Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:41Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:40Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:39Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:38Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:37Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:35Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:33Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:32Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:31Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:30Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:29Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:28Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:27Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:26Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:25Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:23Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:22Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:21Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:20Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:19Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:17Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:15Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:13Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:12Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:09Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:08Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:07Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:06Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:05Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:04Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:03Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:02Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:01Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:00Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:59Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:58Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:57Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:56Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:55Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:54Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:53Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:52Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:51Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:50Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:48Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:47Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:46Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:45Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:44Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:43Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:42Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:41Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:40Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:39Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:37Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:36Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:35Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:34Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:31Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:30Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:29Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:28Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:27Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:26Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:25Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:23Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:22Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:21Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:20Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:19Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:18Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:17Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:16Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:15Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:14Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:13Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:12Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:11Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:07Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:06Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:04Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:03Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:02Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:01Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:00Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:59Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:58Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:57Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:56Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:54Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:53Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:52Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:48Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:47Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:46Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:41Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:39Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:37Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:36Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:35Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:30Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:27Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:26Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:25Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:23Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:22Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:21Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:14Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:13Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:12Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:11Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:09Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:06Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:04Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:03Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:01Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:56Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:51Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:47Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:46Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:45Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:41Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:38Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:37Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:36Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:30Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:27Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:23Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:21Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:18Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:13Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:12Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:07Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:06Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:04Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:01Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:57Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:56Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:55Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:51Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:46Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:43Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:41Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:38Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:37Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:36Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:31Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:29Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:27Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:26Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:24Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:23Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:21Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:14Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:12Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:10Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:05Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:03Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:02Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:01Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:00Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:57Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:55Caption #478

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post