[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 376 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:23Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:22Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:21Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:20Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:19Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:18Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:15Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:14Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:12Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:10Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:06Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:03Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:01Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:00Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:58Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:57Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:54Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:53Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:50Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:48Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:46Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:45Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:44Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:42Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:39Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:38Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:35Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:34Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:31Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:30Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:29Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:28Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:26Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:22Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:19Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:18Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:17Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:14Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:13Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:12Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:11Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:10Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:08Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:07Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:06Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:04Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:02Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:00Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:58Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:57Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:56Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:55Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:54Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:51Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:50Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:48Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:47Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:46Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:44Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:42Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:41Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:38Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:37Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:36Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:30Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:28Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:27Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:26Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:25Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:24Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:23Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:22Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:20Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:18Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:16Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:14Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:12Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:10Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:09Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:08Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:06Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:05Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:04Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:02Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:00Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:58Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:54Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:51Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:50Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:49Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:48Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:47Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:46Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:44Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:43Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:42Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:41Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:40Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:38Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:37Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:36Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:34Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:33Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:31Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:29Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:28Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:26Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:24Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:22Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:19Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:18Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:17Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:15Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:14Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:11Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:10Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:09Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:08Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:06Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:05Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:04Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:02Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:00Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:58Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:57Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:54Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:53Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:50Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:49Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:48Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:47Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:46Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:42Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:40Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:38Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:37Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:35Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:33Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:31Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:30Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:29Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:28Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:24Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:22Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:21Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:18Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:17Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:14Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:10Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:09Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:07Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:05Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:03Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:01Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:00Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:58Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:56Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:54Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:52Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:50Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:49Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:47Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:46Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:45Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:44Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:43Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:42Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:38Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:37Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:36Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:35Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:34Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:31Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:30Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:27Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:26Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:24Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:23Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:22Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:20Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:18Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:17Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:16Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:14Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:13Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:10Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:09Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:06Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:05Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:04Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:03Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:02Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:59Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:58Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:56Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:54Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:53Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:52Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:50Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:49Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:48Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:47Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:46Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:45Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:44Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:42Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:38Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:37Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:36Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:35Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:34Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:33Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:31Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:30Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:26Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:24Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:23Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:22Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:20Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:19Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:18Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:16Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:14Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:13Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:12Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:10Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:09Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:08Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:06Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:04Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:03Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:02Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:01Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:00Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:59Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:58Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:55Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:54Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:52Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:50Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:49Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:48Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:46Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:44Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:43Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:42Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:40Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:38Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:37Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:36Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:34Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:33Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:31Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:30Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:29Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:28Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:26Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:23Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:22Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:21Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:20Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:19Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:18Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:17Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:16Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:15Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:14Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:11Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:10Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:08Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:06Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:04Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:02Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:01Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:58Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:57Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:56Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:54Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:50Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:48Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:47Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:46Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:45Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:43Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:42Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:41Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:39Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:38Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:35Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:34Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:32Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:30Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:28Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:27Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:26Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:25Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:24Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:23Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:22Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:21Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:18Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:17Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:16Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:14Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:11Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:10Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:08Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:07Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:06Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:04Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:03Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:02Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:01Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:59Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:57Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:56Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:54Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:52Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:50Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:49Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:48Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:46Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:45Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:42Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:41Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:38Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:37Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:35Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:34Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:33Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:32Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:31Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:30Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:26Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:24Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:21Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:20Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:18Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:17Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:14Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:13Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:10Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:06Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:05Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:02Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:58Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:54Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:50Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:47Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:46Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:45Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:43Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:42Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:41Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:40Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:39Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:38Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:37Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:34Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:32Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:30Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:28Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:27Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:26Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:25Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:24Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:23Caption #317

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post