After the tragic cheese accident at my local fondue restaurant, I was left with only one healthy testicle, the other having been lost to a wobbly pot of molten hot cheddar.
Fortunatly, I was able to take up a life of luxary with my lawsuit winnings.
I called up the escort service as asked for:
"A dark-skinned, exotic partner for the evening with flowing, volumptuous hair, and a piercing, sensual gaze..."
"Hey hot daddy! Ready for love I am!"
Apparently, you have to VERY specific about the gender of escort you want.....
On the flip side, it was the best mustache ride I'd had in years.
(AP)
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(Reuters)
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