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Most Emailed Photos - 11/14/2005 by guyPaulo
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After the tragic cheese accident at my local fondue restaurant, I was left with only one healthy testicle, the other having been lost to a wobbly pot of molten hot cheddar.

Fortunatly, I was able to take up a life of luxary with my lawsuit winnings.

I called up the escort service as asked for:

"A dark-skinned, exotic partner for the evening with flowing, volumptuous hair, and a piercing, sensual gaze..."

"Hey hot daddy! Ready for love I am!"

Apparently, you have to VERY specific about the gender of escort you want.....

On the flip side, it was the best mustache ride I'd had in years.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe, mustache ride, the line forms on my chin...
<JP> ...on the flip side.
<Lauren> 
<mypalmike> My favorite fondue restaurant is the national chain called "Stick It In the Fondue".

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