[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/14/2005 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

After the tragic cheese accident at my local fondue restaurant, I was left with only one healthy testicle, the other having been lost to a wobbly pot of molten hot cheddar.

Fortunatly, I was able to take up a life of luxary with my lawsuit winnings.

I called up the escort service as asked for:

"A dark-skinned, exotic partner for the evening with flowing, volumptuous hair, and a piercing, sensual gaze..."

"Hey hot daddy! Ready for love I am!"

Apparently, you have to VERY specific about the gender of escort you want.....

On the flip side, it was the best mustache ride I'd had in years.

(AP)
(FWD)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 41 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:21Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:20Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:18Caption #995
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:17Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:16Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:14Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:11Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:10Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:09Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:08Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:07Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:04Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:03Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:02Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:01Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:00Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:55Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:54Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:53Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:51Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:50Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:45Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:44Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:42Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:40Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:39Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:38Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:37Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:36Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:35Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:34Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:33Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:30Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:29Caption #596

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe, mustache ride, the line forms on my chin...
<JP> ...on the flip side.
<Lauren> 
<mypalmike> My favorite fondue restaurant is the national chain called "Stick It In the Fondue".

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post