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Most Emailed Photos - 11/08/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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The doctor said a little prayer and navigated the probe into my rectum.

He thought that after my weekend at the Gere's mansion, I probably had some collateral sex toys lodged in my ass still.

Turns out, I have colon cancer. Luckily he removed the tumor.

This explains why I could never get anything in there beyond the first turn of my colon.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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