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Most Emailed Photos - 08/25/2003 by mrfnord
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Fido, the ball-gagged bondage dog, sprinted toward the Death Row records after hours party, expecting some nookie from the crazed fly girls.

Here's one now, Kal-Kan smeared on her left breast to get him started.

"No Fido! Please come back to me! She could never love you as much as I!"

"Daddy! Daddy!"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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