[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Extra large sperm.

Ostrich sized egg inserted with ample lubrication.

Is how this baby was conceived.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 262 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:00Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:58Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:57Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:54Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:49Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:47Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:45Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:41Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:38Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:37Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:36Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:33Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:29Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:26Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:22Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:20Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:17Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:15Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:14Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:13Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:12Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:10Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:08Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:05Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:04Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:03Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:02Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:01Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:00Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:59Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:57Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:53Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:50Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:49Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:48Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:47Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:46Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:45Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:42Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:41Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:37Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:29Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:28Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:27Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:26Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:24Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:21Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:19Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:18Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:15Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:10Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:09Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:06Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:05Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:02Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:01Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:59Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:58Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:57Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:52Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:50Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:45Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:42Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:41Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:37Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:35Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:33Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:31Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:30Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:29Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:27Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:26Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:25Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:24Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:23Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:22Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:21Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:17Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:16Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:14Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:06Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:05Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:02Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:00Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:58Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:56Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:54Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:52Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:49Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:46Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:45Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:42Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:39Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:37Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:35Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:33Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:29Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:28Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:25Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:24Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:22Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:20Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:17Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:13Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:09Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:07Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:06Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:05Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:59Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:57Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:54Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:50Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:49Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:48Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:45Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:42Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:41Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:38Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:33Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:32Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:30Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:29Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:28Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:25Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:20Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:17Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:16Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:15Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:14Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:13Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:10Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:09Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:05Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:02Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:59Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:57Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:55Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:53Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:50Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:48Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:46Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:43Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:38Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:35Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:34Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:32Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:29Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:26Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:23Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:22Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:21Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:19Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:17Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:16Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:12Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:10Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:09Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:05Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:02Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:01Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:59Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:57Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:54Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:49Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:43Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:41Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:40Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:33Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:32Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:29Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:28Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:26Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:25Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:21Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:20Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:17Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:15Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:13Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:11Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:10Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:09Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:06Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:05Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:04Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:02Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:01Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:58Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:57Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:56Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:54Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:52Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:48Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:45Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:43Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:42Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:39Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:38Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:30Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:29Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:26Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:25Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:22Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:19Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:18Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:17Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:16Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:13Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:10Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:08Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:06Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:05Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:01Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:00Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:58Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:57Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:53Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:50Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:49Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:47Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:46Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:45Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:44Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:42Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:37Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:35Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:34Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:29Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:25Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:21Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:18Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:17Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:14Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:10Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:09Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:05Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:03Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:01Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:57Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:54Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:53Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:50Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:49Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:48Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:45Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:41Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:39Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:37Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:36Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:33Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:29Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:28Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:26Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:25Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:20Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:15Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:13Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:09Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:04Caption #286

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post