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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by The Violet Hour
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With all the success in the increased airport security, the Department of Homeland Security is thinking about branching out...

This lady was searched then shot because she tried to buy a TV with a foreign accent while holding a suspecious bag which she called a

Sharpshooters sniped this sicko in Yellowstone Park who posed as a character on a children's show. They even had forged permits for a fake TV station called
(AP)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<the violet hour> end of the second panel is...
which she called a "purse"... crafty terrorists...
<the violet hour> third panel ending is...
"PBS"... which I'm assuming stands for "Probably Bombing Sities" (everyone knows terrorists can't spell cities)

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