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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by The Violet Hour
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With all the success in the increased airport security, the Department of Homeland Security is thinking about branching out...

This lady was searched then shot because she tried to buy a TV with a foreign accent while holding a suspecious bag which she called a

Sharpshooters sniped this sicko in Yellowstone Park who posed as a character on a children's show. They even had forged permits for a fake TV station called
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<the violet hour> end of the second panel is...
which she called a "purse"... crafty terrorists...
<the violet hour> third panel ending is...
"PBS"... which I'm assuming stands for "Probably Bombing Sities" (everyone knows terrorists can't spell cities)

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