Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006

by The Violet Hour

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

With all the success in the increased airport security, the Department of Homeland Security is thinking about branching out...

This lady was searched then shot because she tried to buy a TV with a foreign accent while holding a suspecious bag which she called a

Sharpshooters sniped this sicko in Yellowstone Park who posed as a character on a children's show. They even had forged permits for a fake TV station called

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 309 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:08 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:07 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:06 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:05 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:04 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:03 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:02 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:01 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:59 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:58 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:56 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:55 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:54 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:53 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:51 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:50 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:49 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:48 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:46 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:45 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:42 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:40 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:39 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:38 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:35 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:33 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:30 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:29 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:28 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:27 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:26 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:25 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:24 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:23 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:22 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:21 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:20 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:19 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:18 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:17 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:16 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:15 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:14 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:13 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:12 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:11 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:09 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:08 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:07 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:06 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:04 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:02 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:01 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:59 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:57 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:56 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:55 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:54 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:53 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:52 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:51 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:50 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:49 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:47 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:44 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:42 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:41 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:40 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:39 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:32 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:26 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:25 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:24 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:23 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:21 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:17 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:16 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:15 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:13 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:12 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:09 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:06 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:59 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:58 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:57 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:56 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:55 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:54 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:53 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:51 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:50 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:49 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:48 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:46 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:45 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:44 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:39 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:38 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:31 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:27 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:26 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:25 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:24 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:18 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:17 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:16 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:14 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:13 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:11 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:10 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:09 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:07 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:06 Caption #952

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:03 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:02 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:59 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:57 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:54 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:53 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:52 Caption #966

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:48 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:47 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:43 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:42 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:41 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:39 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:38 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:37 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:34 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:33 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:32 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:28 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:27 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:25 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:24 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:23 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:19 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:17 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:14 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:13 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:10 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:09 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:07 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:06 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:04 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:03 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:02 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:01 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:00 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:57 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:56 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:55 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:53 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:52 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:51 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:49 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:44 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:41 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:38 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:37 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:36 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:32 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:31 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:25 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:21 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:18 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:16 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:07 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:06 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:05 Caption #988

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:04 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:03 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:02 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:01 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:00 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:59 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:57 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:56 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:55 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:54 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:53 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:52 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:50 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:47 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:37 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:36 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:35 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:34 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:31 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:30 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:24 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:22 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:17 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:14 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:09 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:08 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:07 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:05 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:01 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:54 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:53 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:52 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:48 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:47 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:46 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:45 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:43 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:42 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:39 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:38 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:37 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:35 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:32 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:28 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:27 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:26 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:24 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:23 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:22 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:19 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:18 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:17 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:16 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:15 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:14 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:13 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:11 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:09 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:08 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:07 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:04 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:01 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:57 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:56 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:55 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:54 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:53 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:52 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:51 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:49 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:48 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:47 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:45 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:43 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:42 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:41 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:40 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:39 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:37 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:35 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:34 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:33 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:32 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:31 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:30 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:27 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:26 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:24 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:23 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:22 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:21 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:18 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:17 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:16 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:12 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:10 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:07 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:06 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:05 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:03 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:02 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:01 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:57 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:56 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:54 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:53 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:52 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:47 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:46 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:42 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:37 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:36 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:35 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:34 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:33 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:32 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:31 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:30 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:29 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:28 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:27 Caption #952

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:26 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:25 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:24 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:23 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:22 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:21 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:19 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:18 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:16 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:15 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:14 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:13 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:12 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:11 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:10 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:09 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:07 Caption #879

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<the violet hour> end of the second panel is...
which she called a "purse"... crafty terrorists...
<the violet hour> third panel ending is...
"PBS"... which I'm assuming stands for "Probably Bombing Sities" (everyone knows terrorists can't spell cities)

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post