[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/10/2004 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I brought my kids to the zoo. When we got to the rhino pit, I was disgusted! How could the zookepers let this happen in public?! I shielded the eyes of my impressionable young children and herded them to a different area.

We then watched an adult orangutan rip a baby into small pieces as it screamed in agony. "That's nature at work," I told the kids.

When I got home, I found myself watching the video I made of the day. Over and over. Naked.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39drooled over #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 247 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:48Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:45Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:39Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:32Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:30Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:28Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:26Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:19Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:14Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:09Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:05Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:58Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:47Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:45Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:44Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:43Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:41Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:38Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:37Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:30Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:29Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:28Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:27Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:23Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:19Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:17Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:15Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:14Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:12Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:11Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:07Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:05Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:04Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:56Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:50Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:49Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:48Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:46Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:40Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:31Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:30Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:29Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:25Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:20Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:17Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:16Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:15Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:13Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:09Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:08Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:07Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:58Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:53Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:51Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:43Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:37Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:34Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:30Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:28Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:27Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:21Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:19Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:18Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:13Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:11Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:07Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:05Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:04Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:00Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:55Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:54Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:53Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:52Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:51Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:48Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:42Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:39Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:35Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:34Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:32Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:31Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:30Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:27Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:23Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:22Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:20Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:19Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:18Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:15Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:12Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:11Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:07Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:06Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:05Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:03Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:02Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:00Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:58Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:56Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:54Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:52Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:47Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:46Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:45Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:44Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:43Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:42Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:38Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:35Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:34Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:31Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:30Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:29Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:26Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:25Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:24Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:22Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:18Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:16Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:15Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:13Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:10Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:06Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:04Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:02Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:58Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:57Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:55Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:54Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:50Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:49Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:48Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:46Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:42Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:41Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:40Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:38Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:34Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:31Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:30Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:26Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:23Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:18Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:14Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:13Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:12Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:11Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:10Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:09Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:06Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:02Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:01Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:58Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:57Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:54Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:51Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:46Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:45Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:44Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:43Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:39Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:38Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:34Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:31Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:28Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:26Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:22Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:19Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:18Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:17Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:16Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:14Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:12Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:11Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:10Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:08Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:02Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:58Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:57Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:56Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:55Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:54Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:50Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:46Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:45Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:42Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:39Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:38Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:37Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:34Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:27Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:26Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:25Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:22Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:20Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:19Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:16Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:14Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:06Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:05Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:04Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:03Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:58Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:54Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:53Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:51Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:47Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:46Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:43Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:42Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:39Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:34Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:33Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:31Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:30Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:29Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:26Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:25Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:23Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:22Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:20Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:19Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:18Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:17Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:16Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:15Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:14Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:12Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:10Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:07Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:06Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:02Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:00Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:58Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:54Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:53Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:51Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:50Caption #812

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post