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Most Emailed Photos - 03/27/2006 by guyPaulo
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Try as he might, guyPaulo could not make a caption with the baby hippo shot.

Every time he'd try, his mind wandered back to that seedy strip club he'd visited the night before in Neanderville.

(...shake shake shake...)

Plus, his head had mysteriously started sprouting pubes as well.

It was all just too distracting for the semi-retired monkey.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<reddman> Neanderville...next to Piltdownburg...heh
<Lauren> Guy, my love, welcome back and please stay for a while. Maybe if YOU return, Mort will be inspired to change the pictures more often. We might even get to see Guest Wednesday once again. Or not.
<Kumiho> The return of GuyP! Woot!
<guyPaulo> Hehe...glad to be back among the ranks of my fellow caption monkies.

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