"Dang. I thought the rabid wolverine would take care of things, but some damn biologist picked it up before it got to Philly."
"Yeah, I know. I tried to get those 'Hounds of Doom,' but all I could find were these 'Puppies of Mild Discomfort."
"What about an e-mail letter-bomb?" "Or maybe a chainsaw 'accident'?"
With two failed plots behind them, guyPaulo and Elvis pondered their next assassination attempt of Lauren's SO.
Soon, the lout will feel the wrath of the monkies....
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.