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"Dang. I thought the rabid wolverine would take care of things, but some damn biologist picked it up before it got to Philly."

"Yeah, I know. I tried to get those 'Hounds of Doom,' but all I could find were these 'Puppies of Mild Discomfort."

"What about an e-mail letter-bomb?"
"Or maybe a chainsaw 'accident'?"

With two failed plots behind them, guyPaulo and Elvis pondered their next assassination attempt of Lauren's SO.

Soon, the lout will feel the wrath of the monkies....

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Is this Lauren herself?

That 2nd caption is awesome, by the way.

<guyPaulo> It is I.
<ElvisThePelvis> Heh...I am small and pink.

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